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Thanks for the new bespoke profile pic hen, I’ve put you oan the map by me using it and promoting other tattle accounts and accepting nae payment #collab tons a love
Looks like after them field fires last week doesn’t it ma lovely?
You’d shave it off wouldn’t you?
That picture deserves blown up
Sorry, not sorry Mario
What the very duck!!
Comedy gold 
Jesus wept the size of that Hooter, it’s bleeping Mahsoooov
pores for days!!!!!!!!!Tonsa love
Don't forgot his two Christmas tree's for his postage stamp that is already rammed to the rafters, 1 in the bedroom that he didn't like but kept it up anyway cause he is one simple wee man. nae debates, doing a u turn back into my own lane lovely. tonsa love xxxxxxxMario’s Christmas threads are my favourites to revisit whenever I’m in need of some schadenfreude. The Christmas Eve boxes. The hot chocolate station in the scent Marsh! Mallows! The £2.99 Derek sticker he bought for Deek’s Playstation controller. The butt plug Santa butter that still remained untouched in his fridge in February. Home Bargains Monopoly. The snide Gucci belt that has never been seen again. Assorted items of monogrammed glassware specifically for use on Christmas Eve. The gonk bedding. The beaded mirror tits. He’s a laugh riot ma lovelies and nae debates.
Nose like a builders elbow
I’d forgotten about the epilepsy inducing bedroom Christmas tree
the rave lights on it! In comparison tae the living room tree where you couldnae see any lights because there was so much shite thrown on it
You can pout and use plumping gloss all you want those crusty lips have deflated back to nothing, unlucky ya prick!
Had tae show the new luvlies this classic pic, Deek loving life whilst he’s got a face lit a skelpt arse.
Lol Derek is so cute fair play
Does anyone have the one of the flat heed squinting at her phone at the station? That’s another golden!
Your wish is ma command ma luvlie
I really need to start clearing my phone pics out.
I love you lot. I failed my driving test today due to some other idiot and I feel gutted but I’ve just come to read and I’m howling and clutching my beak. Maybe next time eh 
I feel very sad x
I feel very sad xHis nose really is like an optical illusion hereYour wish is ma command ma luvlie
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Ma lovelie at least you gave it a tryI love you lot. I failed my driving test today due to some other idiot and I feel gutted but I’ve just come to read and I’m howling and clutching my beak. Maybe next time eh
some people have resigned themselves to riding the mcgills for life but not you hen.. next time you’ll smash it have a wee Asti and browse some autumn decs to cheer yourself up Sending tattie hearts and chantin you oan fur next time. Could be worse, you could have bought magic tree air fresheners for a car you don’t have, before you even started your lessons. So ayeI love you lot. I failed my driving test today due to some other idiot and I feel gutted but I’ve just come to read and I’m howling and clutching my beak. Maybe next time eh
Let us know the next time and us lovelies can send you good luck vibesI love you lot. I failed my driving test today due to some other idiot and I feel gutted but I’ve just come to read and I’m howling and clutching my beak. Maybe next time eh
Thanks my lovely make sure you chant me on from the roof tops next time. I’m off to London this weekend living life as it should be. I’ll have a few of those lethal thingsMa lovelie at least you gave it a try
xThanks my lovely. I’ll let you know next time so you can chant me on. Least I ain’t riding the mcgills for rest of my life like one of my lovlies said above
XI certainly will my lovely chant me on high from the roof tops x
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