“Height comparison” you’re no giant Marion hen! Get back in your box you beaky prick and leave Deek alone you’re just jealous we all love him.
Let’s hope so hen, when he eventually got his hawns on the worlds worst trainers that he just hud to huv in his aine lifeIs the "office shoes" issue going to be Jai Dee take 2?
I hope they’re delivered by HermsLet’s hope so hen, when he eventually got his hawns on the worlds worst trainers that he just hud to huv in his aine life
What is he even rambling about? He needs to learn that sometimes it’s best just to say nothing at all.Yes Maz, she will cash in and earn a tit load of money. She won’t be accepting bottles of elbow grease as payment. Tons a love
Is this real or photo shop ma lovely I can't quite believe he would post this on the Internet
This is an ABZOLUTE STAPUL!‘How Mrs Hinch stole Mario’s Christmas’ is up there as ma top 3 Mazda break doons. A bleeping classic. Hinch only 10 minutes doon the road fae him anaw and the biatch never came to the Gaza Strip for a cuppa, even after he gutted his entire shoebox for her aw morning. Made obvious hints about how she should visit him. She blatantly ignored him. Hilarious.
I remember I was on a plane coming back off ma holidays (smell the wealth) and I has missed aww the snakes on this app drama. I was clutching ma beak all the way home on the motorway reading here. Definitely in Maz’s top 3 moments. .‘How Mrs Hinch stole Mario’s Christmas’ is up there as ma top 3 Mazda break doons. A bleeping classic. Hinch only 10 minutes doon the road fae him anaw and the biatch never came to the Gaza Strip for a cuppa, even after he gutted his entire shoebox for her aw morning. Made obvious hints about how she should visit him. She blatantly ignored him. Hilarious.
Even on the tramadol, you are making mare sense than that wee womble ever has, ma luvleyJust been reading the wiki, clutching my beak and my hoosecoat at my neck. Someone needs to add his Dyson hairdryer, straighteners and oplex (no my spelling)
wonder what DeekMario will buy with derek cardwill get him for his birthday. Remember when he got Derek Cadbury creme eggs for his birthday, then ate then himself.
As youse might have gathered from the rambling, I'm still on the tramadol.
Christ’s sake I’m going to be needing to treated maself tae a Turkey nose job at the rate ah clutch ma beak oan this appTeeth like a Witch Doctor’s necklace ma lovely
That would be comedy gold!.Could you imagine! He’d be like that Craig was with Anthony. Proper obsessed and weird.
In all fairness he would actually be quiet entertaining in there, fae all the wrong reasons, but still
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Oh it’s real ma luvlieIs this real or photo shop ma lovely I can't quite believe he would post this on the Internet
As if he would last 26 days. The rest of the house wud huv thrown him ower the gairden wall well before then. Marion wud huv hud a tantrum ower the shopping list no huvin enuf beige food or fresh raspberries for his bespoke Starbucks Barrs lemonade drink.Day 26 in the Big Brother house(coat):
It’s 4pm and Marion is aw cosy in bed with a wax melt on the go.