Cleaning with Mario #73 Sharting with Chicken Little

[Babybail93]

‘How Mrs Hinch stole Mario’s Christmas’ is up there as ma top 3 Mazda break doons. A bleeping classic. Hinch only 10 minutes doon the road fae him anaw and the biatch never came to the Gaza Strip for a cuppa, even after he gutted his entire shoebox for her aw morning. Made obvious hints about how she should visit him. She blatantly ignored him. Hilarious.

It was brilliant wasn’t it all the passive aggressive “snakes everywhere”, “just me and the cat the noo” stories and then him flouncing off that app fae a whole week still can’t believe he even unfollowed the wee disabled girl in retaliation and deleted her picture from his grid

 

[Hyacinthsquash]

Oh God no! Not black loafers with shiny lycra leggings tae work. I just cannae.
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Wonder if he’s trying to fire off an angry email aboot THEM TROLLS claiming his goochis aren’t real.. Office ma lovelies you must provide me a dupe receipt so I can prove to the trolls that ma goochis are real as duck

 

[Babybail93]

I love the way he says “office shoes” using punctuation, but never in the right way

 

[mrsbucket]

‘How Mrs Hinch stole Mario’s Christmas’ is up there as ma top 3 Mazda break doons. A bleeping classic. Hinch only 10 minutes doon the road fae him anaw and the biatch never came to the Gaza Strip for a cuppa, even after he gutted his entire shoebox for her aw morning. Made obvious hints about how she should visit him. She blatantly ignored him. Hilarious.

Not forgetting the shite he came up with about his DM's being broken. It's like he knew he was going to be snubbed so got his excuses in early. "Ma DM's are broken lovelies so naebody can visit me the noo!"

 

[SuzyE]

His face when he'd just had an attack of the shits and Hannah from Avamay turned up at his door. View attachment 1463702

What was I thinking, I blame that vile app tictic.
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A gem from @hopethishelpsallthebest
And a post when Hinch was within a mile of the flat and didn't go and see him. But he wasn't bitter. Snakes everywhere. View attachment 1463710View attachment 1463712

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Birthday gem from @Cagayu

Friggin brilliant. We've made more memories on here with screenshots etc..than Mario has in his life!

 

[Keera]

“Office shoes” hahaahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahaha

 

[SuzyE]

Shove them up ya starfish

He's plugging his Ava May crap like he's desperate for cash

 

[DaisyDeluxe]

You are a nasty troll, it wis a train so get back in yer lain hen! Mazda built Gucci fae the ground up! View attachment 1463578
As av said before they look closer tae a pair a Lonsdale’s than they do Gooochiis but Paisleys very own Gok Wan knows aw the best fashion trends so who am a to judge so aye.

He's all about supporting the small brands - and putting them on the map! Nae debates!

 

[Popper]

Oooo I used to work in “office shoes” (no ma quote). I’m tempted to offer my knowledge of shoes…..

 

[Madge2022]

I can't tell you all how excited I am to go on my first autumn and winter journee with Maz.

That'll no last doll.

You are a nasty troll, it wis a train so get back in yer lain hen! Mazda built Gucci fae the ground up! View attachment 1463578
As av said before they look closer tae a pair a Lonsdale’s than they do Gooochiis but Paisleys very own Gok Wan knows aw the best fashion trends so who am a to judge so aye.

So expensive shoes are supposed to hurt, WTF. Make it make sense Marion hen.

And the bitten off ears

They shud dae Marion a favour and huv a wee ...big nibble tae his beak and nae debates.

 

[Blair-Waldorf]

I can't tell you all how excited I am to go on my first autumn and winter journee with Maz.
Teeth like a witch doctors necklace.
My god I love this thread

Me too hen. Can’t believe I’ve only recently discovered him this thread is hilarious. I’m in a hotel room now my fella next to me and my kid in a single bed and I’m pissing myself laughing am gonna end up waking them up

 

[Johnnoijones]

I have just realised that Marion looks like Rose West. Nae debates

 

[Poptart]

Is the "office shoes" issue going to be Jai Dee take 2?

 

[paperbackwriter89]

Treatit us to the best threads oan this app, he’s an award winning content creator is our Marion, just for aw the wrong reasons.
Ma threads ma rules.

 

[Hyacinthsquash]

Me too hen. Can’t believe I’ve only recently discovered him this thread is hilarious. I’m in a hotel room now my fella next to me and my kid in a single bed and I’m pissing myself laughing am gonna end up waking them up

Ma lovelie are you aww cosy pre 9pm?! You now truly are a Marion fan welcome

 

[Blair-Waldorf]

Ma lovelie are you aww cosy pre 9pm?! You now truly are a Marion fan welcome

I’m in Greece hen so 2 hours ahead even my 3 year olds up dancing at 10pm on holiday mop kicking her away through the kiddies disco

 

[Madge2022]

I have just realised that Marion looks like Rose West. Nae debates

Ouch, poor Rose! Marion mair like whatever wiz found under a Fred West patio.

 

[sammien89]

You are a nasty troll, it wis a train so get back in yer lain hen! Mazda built Gucci fae the ground up! View attachment 1463578
As av said before they look closer tae a pair a Lonsdale’s than they do Gooochiis but Paisleys very own Gok Wan knows aw the best fashion trends so who am a to judge so aye.

Looks like the Guccis got passed to deek

 

[Babybail93]

You know when we have tit come up on Facebook time hop from 14 years ago and cringe to yourself thinking, “omg I sound so cringe!”

That is Mario, except it isn’t time hop. That is how he is now, at 39!

 

[IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow]

You are a nasty troll, it wis a train so get back in yer lain hen! Mazda built Gucci fae the ground up! View attachment 1463578
As av said before they look closer tae a pair a Lonsdale’s than they do Gooochiis but Paisleys very own Gok Wan knows aw the best fashion trends so who am a to judge so aye.

No way their Gucci so shiny and plastic looking.
They look like a pair bowling shoes, even something Isa papa would wear on the green for his bowls on a Sunday morning