My god, he looks like ma Maws pal, Linda.
SURPRISE! *opens mother of the bride hoosecoat and flashes ma shiitake*
Cleaning with Mario #70 He's a fanny, knocked down a Granny, felt put out so whipped the shart card out
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I’m so excited for the morra’s stories when he gets back from the lash lady! I’m putting a bingo on an eye fluttering video and how he lahhhves them. So aye
Don't forget the nail kit he was so desperately needing...now nowhere to be seen
Don’t forget his bespoke tits that he gives a wee thrust when he gets the notion so aye
He's sitting there like an old man in his slippers and socks....Whoops, my bad, he is one
Took a wee comma as Mario wasn’t giving me the content I need. Chose today to check back in and was not disappointed!!! Lashes?!
Am deed at this
🪦Naw seriously someone take this bleep away and loss him somewhere. He’s not Scottish!!! we’ve disowned him, pure rid neck of a man!!!!!
I want him to have his bits waxed next, live, PLEASE GOD MAKE THIS HAPPEN
I feel sorry for the lash girl having to smell his komodo dragon breath. Hope she doesn't pass out.
Is it the bumming fort blanket?
Beauty school dropout
That's ur menopause Margrit!
The start of his oanly fans jurney ma loverlie
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He’s copying Andrew wheatcroft again - he recently got his done and loads of people asked what he used - so Marion is jumping on another bandwagonI'll be making no further comment until I can breathe
So, where I reside you can’t just *clicks strangler fingers* and get an appointment with a decent practitioner/therapist the next day …. but then I’m not the paisley prince so for him anything is possible.
Can’t wait for next journee, would suggest lips but even Stevie wonder would say no to filling those disgusting crusty monstrosities.
BOKE!
Can’t wait for next journee, would suggest lips but even Stevie wonder would say no to filling those disgusting crusty monstrosities.
BOKE!
I thought the same, an appointment as quickly as tomorrow and Saturday wouldn't be instilling me with much confidence
Where on earth is he getting the cash to constantly spend, spend, spend? Poss is the cost of living payment, enjoy your lash perm Maz, no matter what you look like, you'll still be as rancid on the inside as your bogging breath.
So aye, Mario McKnight we see you
I mean, can’t be a very good salon if he’s managed to get an appointment for the next day!Eyelash journey booked lads
I’ll piss myself if he has an allergic reaction, seeing as his skin is so bespoke sensitive. The poached egg eyes even more bulbous than usual
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