Cleaning with Mario #70 He's a fanny, knocked down a Granny, felt put out so whipped the shart card out

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Send prayers ma lovelies, keep you power.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

HAHAHA I hope someone can photoshop his face with like that

Best I can do ma lovelie

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Had to sit in the street the day, thanks to the lovelie who put 50p in ma wee cup, so aye. Cba and so forth!!!

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Ma lovelies, hunners and hunners of DMs I'm just nooo well to get through it all. I'm a hunner percent worse than Deek, so I'm only accepting DMs regarding mysel and not Deek. Prayers for me. And only me and so forth.

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

Found his test. #prayformarion

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Hello ma lovelies, I've been off living life as I should be. Soaking ma wee contacts in fabulosa so aye, all shiny and bespoke. Looking forward to ma annual leave plans, so I can use flash bicarb in ma shower and then treat masel tae a carb fest of pasta and pizza, so aye all excited and so forth. All cosy and warum in ma hoosecoat, doing ma cunt washings. Aye.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

A wee close up of the bespoke shart card.

Ma lovelies, the days we were treatit to wee fashion shows, when Marion was confident and no longer letting the basturts get him down. My camera reel is 90% Marion and 10% family, so aye.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

I think you’ll need to photo shop us up an image of this with speech bubbles hen as I’m struggling tae imagine it.

Tonsalove,
M xxxx

Anything to see our Marions bare chest. So aye. Apologies to all, Margrits passions aren't youse all passions....

 

[Dawn Dayn]

Over two years of covid, but Mario didn't know it made you feel unwell. Yeah it does, maz. Killed a lot of folk too, you know, while you were feeling #blessed about covid cos you saved money.

 

[Beanpop442]

Thank god for the ‘vacations’ - he will be fighting fit soon!!!

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Oh god, I cannae fucking wait to see this disaster. The squinting is going to be unreal.

 

[Babybail93]

I knew there was someone last nights beautiful selfie reminded me of. I love Beetlejuice

 

[Shmebulock]

I'll be making no further comment until I can breathe

Someone got her cost of living allowance today then

 

[Dawn Dayn]

I bet he’s oot stocking up fae autumn ma lovelies View attachment 1383981

Plastic leafs in July, he'll raise up from his sick bed like jesus.

 

[Madge2022]

Thank god for the ‘vacations’ - he will be fighting fit soon!!!

I really don't understand how he caught it, didn't Covid see his sunflower lanyard and shart card and realise he was exempt from it?

 

[Hyacinthsquash]

Well ma lovelies she has broken her silent. Confirmed she has covid as well as the shits. ‘I did not know you can get this poorly from it’ eh marion? Did you not realise there has been millions of deaths worldwide? I bet he’s barking orders at Deek from the sofa.. WASH THEM FLAIRS, DRY MA WASHINGS, WIPE MA ARSE

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Ma lovelies, he's as deed as a Deek, I cannae help but see a wee handprint on the back of the sofa and now I'm thinking Marion flipped and killed him. "youse ruined ma weekend ya wee bastard!!!!" then he staged this photograph, and now he's wondering how will he get Deek oot the door and so forth.

 

[nosy-nora]

Hay
So my lovelies I’ve made the very easy difficult decision and deleted all Ma social media apps and profiles. No Ma Job no ma quote .

so aye, my mental health needs it’s own shart card atm just not in a good place - not having dark thoughts though - just in a rut and have hit a brick wall and so forth.

no here for attention - will leave that to Marjory just here to say no one miss a beat on Marjories page cos a need to keep up but am no having social media just for that lol.

have a good night Ma lovelies.
my mental health journey will be fine and I’ll fight ma own fight and so forth and so aye 🫶 Tattie hearts
tons of love NN

 

[Dawn Dayn]

He's got covid as payback for his granny shoving antics and spitefullness.

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

Afternoon hens.

How is he going to make his comeback after his prolonged absence?

= "I have covid ma lovelies."
= Picture of a wee treat dinner/lethal drink now Deeks is over his covid and they can leave the den again.
= Happy ----day + mirror wave
= "Hello ma lovelies. Got hundreds of messages from yas aw. I can nae be f......d to answer them aw. This no ma joab. Been so busy boiling my trunks and mince and having a wee cup of soup while watching Deeks festering."
= "I've been lovin life!!!"
= An ad for AMA/some cleaning product.
= Something else. Answers on a postcard.