Cleaning with Mario #70 He's a fanny, knocked down a Granny, felt put out so whipped the shart card out
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Surely that’s a late lunch! Early dinner
Ew he’ll be sweating his wee button mushroom aff in they light grey tights. I can just see the sweat patches 
Honestly think he’s spunking his cost of living payment up the wall, quite disgusting really as that shows he doesn’t need it.
Honestly think he’s spunking his cost of living payment up the wall, quite disgusting really as that shows he doesn’t need it.
Why does everything about him make me laugh? I laughed out loud at his feet and I don't know why ????
Other early dinner 
Have you seen the state of that early dinner. Gravy or curry on chips with soggy rice and a weeny teeny itsy bitsy pinch of salad. Looks rank like his feet
5 minutes in Edinburgh, dug sitting a lassie that hates him, some inedible meals in his local shiteholes, several primark trips, a pedicure and some fried lashes coming up. Whit annual leave wis made fur.
Chips with a side of Skitters 
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What, on gods green earth, is that! Looks like he’s already eaten and sharted it back out on to his plateChips with a side of Skitters
Its gonna look better on exit hen, that rabbit hutch is gonna be a mist of IBS in the scent curry sauce the morraChips with a side of Skitters
Ffs taking a pic of his cider like he’s a 14 year old getting drunk in the park for the first time, not an almost 40 year old man. Embarrassing.
Elvis meets Danny from grease with a side of marion and her crusty lips
So bag doesn't open ma lovelie and shows us his treats
Seriously though 'treats' from middle aged man embarrassing those treats could be money saved for a driving lesson Marian
Also he needs to look up the word 'treat' its a rare occasion you buy yourself something expensive or out with your usual budget not buy something for yourself every day an be like treats
Absolute
“Why not eh?”
GadsChips with a side of Skitters
Revolting Standard Marian, so aye.Nippy bum bum time the night hens! #ifyouknowyouknow
Am raging that he is using Nuxe, it's too good for him 
I'm just waiting for the eyelashes disaster.
What a bleeping waste of AL 
he does more when he goes to work. Its not as if he needs the R&R 🥱 He makes me cringe when he bleets on about how he's living his best life, he isn't even kidding himself.
Maz, one day you'll realise just how many years you've wasted. You've been nowhere, done/seen duck all, have absolutely no life experience, if you were a slightly nicer person I would feel sorry for you but you are one of lifes takers, your rotten from the inside out. Until you change you'll be exactly where you are, stuck in a bedsit in Beirut with a bus pass
he does more when he goes to work. Its not as if he needs the R&R 🥱 He makes me cringe when he bleets on about how he's living his best life, he isn't even kidding himself. Maz, one day you'll realise just how many years you've wasted. You've been nowhere, done/seen duck all, have absolutely no life experience, if you were a slightly nicer person I would feel sorry for you but you are one of lifes takers, your rotten from the inside out. Until you change you'll be exactly where you are, stuck in a bedsit in Beirut with a bus pass
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