Ahm no wan tae correct people but it was Billie Eilish hen, nae debates!Aw now with this sun cream smell and the “sunburnt look” from his bronzer there is nae need to waste all that money travelling and making memories
You really have to ask this? After he bought the Ariana Grande Titty perfume?
Cleaning with Mario #70 He's a fanny, knocked down a Granny, felt put out so whipped the shart card out
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They have to be the most anaemic looking strawberry tarts I've seen 
Them strawberry tarts look like they have had too much action in the bumming fort hens
Tell me he’s not putting a chocolate eclair in a roll….. 
Two anaemic tarts and a pair of chocolate turds for tea 
Awww remember the Top of the Pops style presentation. That was pure class that was
Feet 
really didn’t need see those! Nor his skin tight leggings. He’s pushing 40 ffs 
really didn’t need see those! Nor his skin tight leggings. He’s pushing 40 ffs Booked in again to get one done for his birthday? Is he gonna be wearing his maws fiver heels?
the uneven toe nails.. or is it the filter caused thatFeet
Absolutely no need for that that's put me off getting an Anemic strawberry tart
Bet Derek not allowed to put his bare feet on the bespoke coffee table that's why they always wear socks & slippers.
Two anaemic tarts describes Marian & Deek to a teeTwo anaemic tarts and a pair of chocolate turds for tea
No wonder the shites always flying from him with all that crap he eats.
The feet
That poor lassie had to deal with them too. Hope she’s still alive after that horrific experience.
The feet
That poor lassie had to deal with them too. Hope she’s still alive after that horrific experience.
Has he bespokely filtered his trotters, ma luvlies? I dunno who you think is getting off tae they hooves Marion, but I doubt it’s anyone!
I doubt he knows the difference.Does he fancy the actor who played Elvis in the movie or Elvis? I need to know the Noo
*A friend Of mine once queried how they knew
One teeny tiny strawberry does not make a strawberry tart. Someone could get done under the trade descriptions act for that!
They taes are fukin ugly even they look dull n grey
All the spa treatments available and he gets a pedicure 
Tight bleep
Tight bleep
He thinks he's posted a free foot fetish pic. he wasted his voucher, he never shows his finger toe feet, so what was the point.
All the rubbish food this week, it's what he classifies as his holiday treats, cos he can't afford an actual holiday.
he wasted his voucher, he never shows his finger toe feet, so what was the point.All the rubbish food this week, it's what he classifies as his holiday treats, cos he can't afford an actual holiday.
The brothers dug is sick today… The temptation to message and say “no wonder after looking at yer man’s brothers face all day yesterday. It’s enough to turn milk sour”.
Actually boaking at his latest stories Rancid little man.
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