They will definitely need an iron stomachThe Paisley Princess is away for her spa treatment hens.
Pray for the poor staff in there having to touch his clammy skin and survive in a small room with his halitosis
Cleaning with Mario #70 He's a fanny, knocked down a Granny, felt put out so whipped the shart card out
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Did I see oor Marion cheating on Bruse and took himself for a wee bespoke spa session.. for someone that was dying last week he's fairly getting about this week inc 2nd week in a row at his brothers doing a wee private clean.
And it’ll be the BEST treatment he’s ever had, ever ever ever!!!The Paisley Princess is away for her spa treatment hens.
Pray for the poor staff in there having to touch his clammy skin and survive in a small room with his halitosis
They’ll go above and beyond for oor Maz, nae debates.
This wull be the voucher jurney he mentioned afore oan his dots of doom, asking whit treatments men cud get, even though the salon hud them listed oan their website. Marion cud huv jist checked that oot oan his bespoke laptoap which wuz never seen again efter his PowerPoint presentation ads.
His manager, Col. Tom Parker:
https://www.denofgeek.com/movies/elvis-colonel-tom-parker-really-was-that-bad/
As he's exploring new exciting grooming and care, what about going to an actual bleeping hairdresser. Just a thought. Send him a voucher someone.
Keep seeing new product popping up on Insta, that foams up the toilet to clean.
Efter Marion's attempt wi the pink confetti ah'm hoping he gets it tae promote and ends up flooding his cludgie.
Efter Marion's attempt wi the pink confetti ah'm hoping he gets it tae promote and ends up flooding his cludgie.
See heed the baw is eating well again…..
What is it with these extreme cleaning products, unless you've taken on a squat, hoarder house or student house, why would you need to clean like there's tit up the walls.
Friggin soup in this heatSee heed the baw is eating well again…..
That is some lunch combination - is the coleslaw considered a salad 
What do you do with the cheese?
I won’t even ask about the ‘soup’.
His soup looks like wee baby gurul Rayn has spewed it up.
Bespokely made to order, so aye
Bespokely made to order, so aye
Is that just a ramekin of grated cheese?
such an OAP lunchI can’t deal with aw the baked treats laid out and the slow mo camera movements. PLENTY!
Aw now with this sun cream smell and the “sunburnt look” from his bronzer there is nae need to waste all that money travelling and making memories
You really have to ask this? After he bought the Ariana Grande Titty perfume?
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