Cleaning with Mario #70 He's a fanny, knocked down a Granny, felt put out so whipped the shart card out

[Jerry Garcia]

"I also fancy him rotten !"

Poor Elvis.

 

[thatsnotstrictlytrue]

Um what was Elvis meant to be protected from? I’m so confused luvlies

 

[Suzy29]

Is it not reaching the end of its run in the cinema? I reckon everyone that wants to see it has seen it ya illiterate prick!

It is. As usual he's behind again

Um what was Elvis meant to be protected from? I’m so confused luvlies

I'm guessing from his manager, Col Tom Parker.

 

[twilightgarden]

"I also fancy him rotten !"

Poor Elvis.

Gads I hope Marian doesn’t decide to tug the shiitake over Elvis

 

[Alansbigplate]

Ooh love me tender Deek

 

[Dawn Dayn]

Derek has ordered an Elvis wig and outfit from Wish. Special blowie in the cinema in their next visit.

 

[Turmeric123]

"I also fancy him rotten !"

Poor Elvis.

Does he fancy the actor who played Elvis in the movie or Elvis? I need to know the Noo

 

[Babybail93]

Does he fancy the actor who played Elvis in the movie or Elvis? I need to know the Noo

I doubt he’s even sure himself. It always creeps me out when he says things like that. I just think of him as sexless

 

[Bianca Del Rio]

He’s probably read the phrase “Protected at all costs” on some Love Island meme page somewhere and now he’s trying to shoehorn it into everything. Shame he doesn’t apply the same sentiment to his digestive system or his credit rating but we move ma lovelies.

T H U R S D A Y

 

[Madge2022]

Um what was Elvis meant to be protected from? I’m so confused luvlies

Fae Marion.

 

[Suzy29]

Does he have to buy everything anytime someone recommends something, or is it because this is another bloke he fancies seeing as he's tagged him?!.

We know what you're doing witch!

 

[TooFarScone]

Does he have to buy everything anytime someone recommends something, or is it because this is another bloke he fancies seeing as he's tagged him?!.

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What 38 year old man buys that for himself?

 

[Cinpab]

Does he have to buy everything anytime someone recommends something, or is it because this is another bloke he fancies seeing as he's tagged him?!.

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He’d buy dog tit if someone recommended it

 

[JoeExotic]

Does he have to buy everything anytime someone recommends something, or is it because this is another bloke he fancies seeing as he's tagged him?!.

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He’s got a cheek buying this when he looks like he’s severely lacking in vitamin D, the mad corpse looking bastard.

 

[DollyTheLamb]

Does he have to buy everything anytime someone recommends something, or is it because this is another bloke he fancies seeing as he's tagged him?!.

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I don’t think that Andrew would pish on oor Marion if she was on fire Ma lovlie.
Only DumDim Derek would put up with it as he’s no the ful shullin

 

[So......yeah]

Anything to see our Marions bare chest. So aye. Apologies to all, Margrits passions aren't youse all passions....
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FFS

 

[Madge2022]

He’d buy dog tit if someone recommended it

Is that wit he rubs oan tae get the bronzed look? Nae wunner his bronzer collection has lasted him decades.

 

[Caw1982]

Oh my god duck up Mario, he was a fat predator.
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Poor bleeping Elvis. If he could see this post he'd be 'all shook up mwuaha'

 

[AuntieSocial]

How does he know the Nivea scent is “insanely beautiful” when he’s not fully regained his sense of smell?

 

[twilightgarden]

The Paisley Princess is away for her spa treatment hens.

Pray for the poor staff in there having to touch his clammy skin and survive in a small room with his halitosis