Imagine shagging that. Poor deek.
Cleaning with Mario #70 He's a fanny, knocked down a Granny, felt put out so whipped the shart card out
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I genuinely thought that picture had been photoshopped by wan o you lovelies until I seen it on his stories! What an absolute roaster - why on earth would anyone post that of themselves!!! 
Nearly, but this bloke has more hair and better teeth
Veering out my lane to say he’s like a bespoke Scottish Ant McPartlin.
No ma quote…
No ma quote…
Pulled pork for deek lips hens so aye
No filter can hide those crusty lips 
I think he thinks he’s tricking us because the filter he uses is called ‘No Filter’ Nice try Mazza!
I do wish there was a filter which reversed a filter on a picture…
I think he thinks he’s tricking us because the filter he uses is called ‘No Filter’ Nice try Mazza!
I do wish there was a filter which reversed a filter on a picture…
I don’t know why but my partner came to bed and tried getting it on with me, I’ve literally just told him to piss off because I’ve just thought about mario 
and him trying to be sexy with his top off. I’d rather have no sex ever again thank you very much!
and can u imagine them lips on your cock or vagina?It would be like a bleeping brick rubbing up and down on you.. like I say, poor deek x
and him trying to be sexy with his top off. I’d rather have no sex ever again thank you very much!and can u imagine them lips on your cock or vagina?It would be like a bleeping brick rubbing up and down on you.. like I say, poor deek x
That is giving me the dry boak ma lovelie. Poor Deek
Hahahaha Mario McKnight destroyer of other people’s sex lives up and down the countryI don’t know why but my partner came to bed and tried getting it on with me, I’ve literally just told him to piss off because I’ve just thought about mario
and can u imagine them lips on your cock or vagina?It would be like a bleeping brick rubbing up and down on you.. like I say, poor deek x
those lips are drier than the Sahara in fairness. 
This comment has FINISHED me hen, abSOOOLLLUUITLY finished me!!!! Clutching ma beak
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HahhahahaaHahahaha Mario McKnight destroyer of other people’s sex lives up and down the country
Clutching ma beak hens Our sunburnt selfies get sent from abroad after we've fell asleep pissed under the brolly and the suns moved. Marion sends his after a wee 20 minutes in the brothers back yard.
Our sunburnt selfies get sent from abroad after we've fell asleep pissed under the brolly and the suns moved. Marion sends his after a wee 20 minutes in the brothers back yard.
Looks like he’s no gawn tae need the 1000 bronzers for that “sunburnt” look (no Ma quote) so aye.
I knew there was someone last nights beautiful selfie reminded me of. I love Beetlejuice
Mair like a Wish version of Ant, wi wee Deek being Dec. Imagine that being oan yer tele
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Clutching ma beak at this. You have hit the nail right on the head with this. Ma Rendall could be the scheme version of Cat DeeleyMair like a Wish version of Ant, wi wee Deek being Dec. Imagine that being oan yer tele
Ah definitely wudnae be getting aw cozy in ma concrete bed wi criss and joos tae watch thae three reprobates and nae debates.
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