She’s gone quiet again. You think we upset him ripping the piss out of last night’s selfie?
Cleaning with Mario #70 He's a fanny, knocked down a Granny, felt put out so whipped the shart card out
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What the fucks she on about? This is the first series skanky has presented, has she forgotten between episodes the bleeping walloper
That’s another ugly bleep I cannot standView attachment 1397460
What the fucks she on about? This is the first series skanky has presented, has she forgotten between episodes the bleeping walloper
Thought he hated sweet thingsView attachment 1397460
What the fucks she on about? This is the first series skanky has presented, has she forgotten between episodes the bleeping walloper
He’s such a bleep and so is Solomon. Is she trying to be the little mermaid with that hair?Looks more like Pippy Longstocking. Ugly bleep. Hate the womanThought he hated sweet things
imagine being in the company of her and Marion at the same time 
And hinch and ma rendall... all the fake I love you,Looks more like Pippy Longstocking. Ugly bleep. Hate the woman
Old and wise 
he’s like an old granny all cozy. But wise he most definitely is not! He’s a first class bell end
he’s like an old granny all cozy. But wise he most definitely is not! He’s a first class bell endAttachments
“Rant over”. Fucksake Marion, you really are a middle aged woman aren’t you?!
Listen tae auld father time, wise tae the wurld. Pipe doon Marion ye live in wee Deek's bedsit and canni cross the road yersel, twit.Old and wise
Old, yes. Wise?, we'll beg to differ on that one
Let's face it, naebody would be giving him a second glance in Casa Amor... unless the cludgie is blocked and they're trying tae figure out who dunnit.
He sits like my 92 year old papa slippers and hoosecoat on, legs crossed except he is actually old and wise and watches programmes that are educational or global/society issues. (not Marion problem fight your own fight, don't find a problem create a solution) *no ma quote* and not dumb programmes like love island with a bunch of wannabes believing they're going find true love in a shagathon villa
But aye my lovelies rant over!!
If your offended I don't like love island not my problem, find a solution
Tons of love
That imbecile wouldn't be able to concentrate on educational programmes. Your papa however could educate him.He sits like my 92 year old papa slippers and hoosecoat on, legs crossed except he is actually old and wise and watches programmes that are educational or global/society issues. (not Marion problem fight your own fight, don't find a problem create a solution) *no ma quote* and not dumb programmes like love island with a bunch of wannabes believing they're going find true love in a shagathon villa
But aye my lovelies rant over!!
If your offended I don't like love island not my problem, find a solution
Tons of love
Papa wouldn't go near him he don't want to fall victim to the grannie basher or get shouted at not my problem fight your own fight in an angry message
Raging, he’s even managed to spoil classic Casualty for me.
WISE! HAAA!
No so wise though, are ye hen? The show has run it's course, and they are all there for money and influencer deals on the back of it...so they (and probably those 'taking note' watching it) are more wise Mario as they see it as a quick way to be noticed, gain a large following and cash in on it - something Mario, in his wisdom, has never yet managed!
Oh no, it happened. The inevitable happened, a bedtime read of Tattle ended up wae Mario in my dream 
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All I can remember is he had smelly breath and was mean!! duck you Mario.
.All I can remember is he had smelly breath and was mean!! duck you Mario.
Hope you’ve recovered from your nightmare henOh no, it happened. The inevitable happened, a bedtime read of Tattle ended up wae Mario in my dream
All I can remember is he had smelly breath and was mean!! duck you Mario.
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