Was just going to post he's balding really fast now lovelies. Is he going to take us on a hair piece journeyOoooooh, someone's hairline is really receding!
Cleaning with Mario #70 He's a fanny, knocked down a Granny, felt put out so whipped the shart card out
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So at the weekend he's so ill passers by are concerned, but today he's crawled or Derek's carried him to his brothers hideous *garden* do duck off with this nonsense. Also, Italians tan, not burn, you're 99% Scottish hun.
As I said earlier Ma lovely, Beluga Whale. So aye. Look at them massive bulbous eyes as wellOoooooh, someone's hairline is really receding!
this she has been getting her freek on with wee derek
So she has been sitting in that garden sweating all afternoon, and now in bed. Can bet it hasn’t had a shower. Her disco Fanny must be reeking
I feel like a close up is needed. You all need to fully appreciate it.
Them bleeping lips! Just what they needed, an afternoon roasting in the sun
It just lives rent free in my head
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If there's a way tae gimme a wee clue on how tae find this I'd like to take a look.Ha ha oh dear bet he's fumming. Had a nosey but can't find owt xxx
Found it
Nae worries if you cannae, I'll just stay in my ain lane and keep looking ma lovely's
I know I’ve been oot my lane a lot today luvlies but I don’t understand how he’s changed the bed that much. I had bespoke bleep covid last year and I couldn’t move never mind change the bed 500 times.
And I’ve still no got my taste and smell back to normal nearly a year later so suck it up Mario.
Mario….the only bleep in the world to ever have covid.
Back into ma own lane I go now luvlies. Mwah
And I’ve still no got my taste and smell back to normal nearly a year later so suck it up Mario.
Mario….the only bleep in the world to ever have covid.
Back into ma own lane I go now luvlies. Mwah
I think the funniest thing about his selfie is this is the one that was the best out of about 830
WE NO NEEDED THAT CLOSE UP, MA LOVELIE!
Even with a filter, he's a gormless, deed behind the eyes bastard, isn't he?
bleeping state on those lips, nae excuse with his 15 different lip products. 
Frig those crusty lips are horrible!
That no filter is nae no filter I don't believe it that left side is bald and wee patch above his ear? Where's the dry awful skin lips ayye but I'm not hating anyone's appearance but he looks utter tit
His coffee table isn't bespoke vinyl so he huz tae put oan soaks and slippers tae keep his feet aw cosy when he's using it as a pouffe ma loverlieWe've had a bed change update ... Hi Marion
Anyway my lovelie he had change it for 5th time since last week
He's tried to eat a Chinese and couldn't jut Cause your negative Mario don't been your back to normal (if he's had the corona)
Right I thought he's flooring was so warm, but he's got slippers and socks onit's July ffs
Aww hen don't lie we all Imagine them coming at you for a goodnight kissFrig those crusty lips are horrible!
but aye not his problem the dry lips it's the sun's fault or covidHuz he just sharted and he's waiting fur the bespoke smell tae hit wee Deek and Rayn the wean.
Are we taking bets on when he departs on his Long Covid journey despite his speedy recovery and ability to carry out tasks like changing his bed 5337 times - nobody else with covid had the energy to think of I'm call Long Covid in a month or two
So aye that's all im saying the day (not my quote)
So aye that's all im saying the day (not my quote)
That picture is making me howl, he does not look like that, he is aff his baldy heid
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