Cleaning with Mario #70 He's a fanny, knocked down a Granny, felt put out so whipped the shart card out
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Ma profile pic wiz created by @hopethishelpsallthebest unlike Marion ah don't take other people's credit ma loverlieYour picture is absolute genius~ clutching my beak
If he didnae huv wee Deek that chest bump wud definitely be oan his Grindr profile, along wi the Whitney
dancing.
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That five heed! Like a Beluga Whale ma lovely. Nae debates!
Take on the world cos he has a fake tan! He can't take on a shart without waving his card around ffs.
Lovelies ahm aff oan my holidays at the end of the week. I will be CRABBIT if the rotund roaster comes oot of his comma whilst I'm away. Ah'll be busy in Italy wi wan ah these 
lethal drinks and could quite possibly miss the next jurney.
lethal drinks and could quite possibly miss the next jurney.Well well well the wee roaster is roon johnny n Darren’s back door with his shoes aff…wonder if he’s just done a clean…you know the private work he allegedly does for cash 
Dis he huv webbed toes, ah dinni ken if ah'm ready fur a Marion foot jurney ma loverlieWell well well the wee roaster is roon johnny n Darren’s back door with his shoes aff…wonder if he’s just done a clean…you know the private work he allegedly does for cash
Ah kin smell yer wealth and privilege mia amataLovelies ahm aff oan my holidays at the end of the week. I will be CRABBIT if the rotund roaster comes oot of his comma whilst I'm away. Ah'll be busy in Italy wi wan ah these
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Look at her borrowing her brothers garden because she ain't got one. Little wee woman. Glad he's admitted to being a negative Nancy. So aye and so forth.
If I was his brother and his partner I would be telling him to get to duck. Imagine the smell of his already tit smelling breath after he’s had COVID for over a week.
I bet the doors are locked and they're just sitting there until about ten mins before the brother is due home from work.
Now if only he had his own garden to sit and enjoy rather than having to drag his Covid arse to his brothers. 2 incomes, no drive for anything better. What a sad little life.
*Mario's thoughts* If only this was my house and garden 
Bet that's his own glass he's took round too. How funny would it be if the brother came home early and they had to vault the gate and bomb it up the road?
No cosy enough fur Marion, wance he shuts his bedsit door in Beirut he's in his safe space, just disnae open or look oot any windaes.
Are those car keys on the table??? 
O M G. That almost put me aff the boaby.
Watch out for the Italian stallion Marian look alikes, this app no your Joab hen you enjoy your holidays. We'll be on a money saving, daily bed change, shop haul jounrnee to make up for however many days it been since Mario count down to annual leave and covid began.Lovelies ahm aff oan my holidays at the end of the week. I will be CRABBIT if the rotund roaster comes oot of his comma whilst I'm away. Ah'll be busy in Italy wi wan ah these
That'll be a set of keys to go clean he's brother house, wee private clean could be.Are those car keys on the table???
I wonder if he’s changed the bed since he’s had the covid? That’s normally done every two days.
When my son had Covid we completely decontaminated his room once he was out of isolation. It’s never been so clean for a 17 year old! I hope Marion realises that a few sprays of febreze and wax melts isn’t going to cut it. For once he does actually need to ‘gut’ the
Oh I’m double vacationedHen, a hope you had your vacations for that covid cos if you didn’t that explains why your on day 17856 of the covid, no ma quotefeel better soon ma lovelie. Tons of love and tattie hearts
and boostered. Living with a doctor I had no choice (even though I would have had them anyway). Thanks my lovely. Starting to feel way more human now xxRight c’mon Marion. I’ve decided I’m going to live so give us something to laugh/witch about. I’m way overdue both
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