Oh come on, Melvin was in the lab for months and months and years testing, developing and tweaking his signature scent. Tom Ford is just a big bulleh who nicked St Melvin's hard work.
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Saw him in Debenhams today he looks even more ridiculous in the flesh..and he’s tiny 
Was he not swamped with all his lovelies after his newspaper interview?Saw him in Debenhams today he looks even more ridiculous in the flesh..and he’s tiny
You would think so eh
nope
Marlion when he grows up
This is still in the article. Marion!
So aye this is all areas of my life now and so forth.
Youse clearly arent a self repecting melvinite at all my lovelies and so forth or else you'd have mentioned "crisp bowls" "chillaxin"
now am not wan for nit picking but how many primarche trackies do you own?? any self respecting melvinite would deffo rush out and buy every single one that marion parades on the gram.
Hate to be a stickler, but I think you’ll find that native speakers of Marioese don’t pronounce the “p” in criss bowl.
Well ill tell you this, im getting up early the morn to go buy a jawjussss wee book and next week am going to work out his shift patterns and head to the train station and ask for his autograph and a selfie. Now that hes officially famousse and in the actual paper and not just the interwebs. Youse will all be well jel ma lovelies. you never know ma lovelies that autograph culd be worth a pure fortune in a couple of years at the rate oor marion's going and so forth, so aye. good night ma lovelies, keep chasing your dresms mwah mwah
FFS, your right, sorry. Im a bit embarrassed and ashamed. Here was me thinking i knew him inside out, had studied every move he makes, im a charlatain. shoot me in the eye with febreeze and call me Derek.
Chanting yourself on, you’re not wrong Marion, you’re not wrong. Very uplifhting
He's been to IKEA that many times he's started spouting SwedishChanting yourself on, you’re not wrong Marion, you’re not wrong. Very uplifhting
Uplifhting??? I'm not encouraged by mangled badly spelt posts.Chanting yourself on, you’re not wrong Marion, you’re not wrong. Very uplifhting
Oh dear god, his stories tonight. He wants to get every one in the room and have a great time 
I feel An Evening with Marion coming on
I feel An Evening with Marion coming on Oh Melvin, you will need another week off so you can story all of the "thousands" of messages you got congratulating you on having the piss ripped out of you in a national newspaper, you absolute slotbadger.
He makes me feel like my brain is trying to leak out of my ears and the only way I can get it back in is to poke it with a stick that has dog tit on the end of it
He makes me feel like my brain is trying to leak out of my ears and the only way I can get it back in is to poke it with a stick that has dog tit on the end of it
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We see you Melvin,
your newspaper pisstake article and constant tagging of Mrs Hinch hasn't really had that big an impact on your follower figures has it? I can't wait to see where his desperation takes him next.
Apologies for the heinous nicknames, but at least it's not Hinchy
you weren't wrong Bam I'm obsessed lolxx comment is from @Kikini Bamalam*translation, you're a VIP Member and I want some of what you've got.
We see you Melvin,
your newspaper Apologies for the heinous nicknames, but at least it's not Hinchy
There is absolutely no way that he would enter a room filled with ‘hunners’ of his menopausal mafia, dream on Marion.
He is such a massive tool! How many followers has he gained from this? 3k or so? Who will unfollow when they see the real sweary, dull Melvin. I'd like to think once they've looked at the flashing the postie highlight they'll be unfollowing and blocking the gobshite.LOVING THIS COMMENT SHARED BY KIKI
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We see you Melvin,pisstakearticle and constant tagging of Mrs Hinch hasn't really had that big an impact on your follower figures has it? I can't wait to see where his desperation takes him next.
Apologies for the heinous nicknames, but at least it's not Hinchy
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