May you rest in peace and your coffin be bespoke xxxThe "eyebrow jammin"
The fake books
Is it possibly to cringe to death? If so, I am
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*doesn’t he* obviously spent too much time ridiculing him, I’ve become as illiterate as him
I’m in hysterics every time I see a comment from you as all I see is Marios creepy fingers on your pic
this honestly is the best thread on tattle. I joined when it was “loftgate” and haven’t looked back since 
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Haaaaaa I thought this honerWhat a load of bollocks especially if she hasn’t followed him long all he does is bleeping moan and witch!
Her grammer is on par with his
She’s another one who has her head up these idiots backside ..I’m sorry but the books fit perfectly in his teeny tiny hoarders flat ...cheap tacky and ugly as f**k !!!!!
He loves a ‘lol’
I paid for them lol
in full lol
anyone else having flashbacks to school when you had to back your exercise books!
I paid for them lol
in full lol
anyone else having flashbacks to school when you had to back your exercise books!
I can’t get over the people in the comments saying they’d love to order some of those “books” These insta con artists could tit in a pot and sprinkle some glitter on it and they’d all be queuing up to buy it 
The fake books are really messing with my head.
Are they real books? Is it a box? And do these brands/designer labels know they are using their name to make money? I can’t imagine they’d be too happy!
Are they real books? Is it a box? And do these brands/designer labels know they are using their name to make money? I can’t imagine they’d be too happy!
Idiots.
Fake books and fake plants make me die inside. The only real books Mariooo ever had were Mrs Hinch's efforts, bet he couldn't read those, or colour them in.
I've edited my books down to two bookcases, and 544 on kindle... We won't discuss how many plants I've got.
I'm doing the same at the moment, the charity shop and friends are loving me right now.Idiots.
Fake books and fake plants make me die inside. The only real books Mariooo ever had were Mrs Hinch's efforts, bet he couldn't read those, or colour them in.
I've edited my books down to two bookcases, and 544 on kindle... We won't discuss how many plants I've got.
What really infuriates me (I realise there are more important things to get het up about, but it's Melvin) the actual books you can buy, the ones with pages and photographs and writing in, are beautiful and interesting and inspiring. They also probably cost less that these vinyl coated monstrosities that are cluttering up his tat cave.
My embarrassment is still huddled in the foetal position after seeing these hideous things.
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I watched the stories of the person that made the books. She has a job and is now saying she will make these books and sell them to all the people that have contacted her, she has publicly declared she intends to make a profit. I genuinely hope she knows she has to declare this income, knowing insta I feel if I message her she will call troll and block me 
If he is not careful Melvin saviour of small businesses will need to rebrand himself destroyer of lives, when HMRC come knocking. I hope he reads this and feeds back to the book woman.
Also, her decor is so similar to Melvs I can’t work out who is copying who?
If he is not careful Melvin saviour of small businesses will need to rebrand himself destroyer of lives, when HMRC come knocking. I hope he reads this and feeds back to the book woman.
Also, her decor is so similar to Melvs I can’t work out who is copying who?
Didn't I say a while back about the old designer fake books? I just cannot with these morons buying this crap. They think it makes them look high end and classy, when it just makes them look Blue Peter sticky back plastic and cornflakes packets. Fucks sake!
Edited to add the screenshot of the bling "books" for posterity.
Edited to add the screenshot of the bling "books" for posterity.
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God his mood shifts once his queen has mentioned him,
'St Melvin, Saviour of small businesses, Protector of the Purple Sofas, Moaner of the Great Grey crapets, the breaker of letterboxes and eventual destroyer of lives.'
Those diamonds, are they shopped on, or are they sitting there in their plastic/glass shittiness. His whole flat is next year's landfill, so depressing.
They may be crap to you, but to oor Melv, it’s making memories. He will look back wistfully in 20 years time an remember this tacky purchase as a highlight in his life.
Yes he transforms back into the obnoxious big ego that we all know and love! (to hate)
Not only that, she will need to get a licence from each of the brands she puts on the ‘books’ otherwise she could be done for copyright.I watched the stories of the person that made the books. She has a job and is now saying she will make these books and sell them to all the people that have contacted her, she has publicly declared she intends to make a profit. I genuinely hope she knows she has to declare this income, knowing insta I feel if I message her she will call troll and block me
If he is not careful Melvin saviour of small businesses will need to rebrand himself destroyer of lives, when HMRC come knocking. I hope he reads this and feeds back to the book woman.
Also, her decor is so similar to Melvs I can’t work out who is copying who?
Yes! of course. These people are all on thin ice!
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