Fake designer books, I have seen it all now! He is an absolute bleeping moron!
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At least they’ll match his fake insta personality!
My inner proof-reader has just snapped her editing pencil in half and went for a quiet greet in the corner
I’m actually at a loss for words fake bespoke books. He has actually lost the plot
fake bespoke books. He has actually lost the plot
I thought she'd written 'I had the boner..'
What a load of bollocks especially if she hasn’t followed him long all he does is bleeping moan and witch!He really needs to stop sending himself messages
Her grammer is on par with his
Well the looky looky fake booky creator is now taking orders! St Melvin and his platform working those inexplicable miracles once again.
The new thread names are writing themselves lately
He was trying to sing so serious
He asked her to make them 
such a brass neck
such a brass neck
Why dont they just buy the books? Imagine having fake books sitting in your living room. Mortified if someone opened them for a look and they find the yellow pages inside! Lol
Wankers.
Wankers.
What the fuckity duck. He had some vinyl wrap left over from his kitchen so asked someone to make these, so he has some memories?
who are these people?
who are these people?
He's fucked Hinch's books right off now he's had his shout outs. Tit.
I’m surprised Merv didn’t ask her to do a bespoke version of the Woodhill Dental Clinic catalogue or DiscountedBedLtd?!
Also, the irony of them being Dior and Chanel when he’s walking around in stuff from JD Sports and Primark that he bought in the sales!!
(PS if your looking a laugh this morning, head over to “letshinchandbehappy”... she was sharing vile porno on her insta live last night and so I reported her and know she’s been blocked from doing lives for 2 weeks
I couldn’t risk little Merv, Dezza or oooooor Rayne watching that...
Also, the irony of them being Dior and Chanel when he’s walking around in stuff from JD Sports and Primark that he bought in the sales!!
(PS if your looking a laugh this morning, head over to “letshinchandbehappy”... she was sharing vile porno on her insta live last night and so I reported her and know she’s been blocked from doing lives for 2 weeks
I couldn’t risk little Merv, Dezza or oooooor Rayne watching that...
The state of the books
He really thinks he can sing can’t he. My ears bled a little.He was trying to sing so serious
Just looked. What is wrong with these people, what's so hard about basic sentences?I’m surprised Merv didn’t ask her to do a bespoke version of the Woodhill Dental Clinic catalogue or DiscountedBedLtd?!
Also, the irony of them being Dior and Chanel when he’s walking around in stuff from JD Sports and Primark that he bought in the sales!!
(PS if your looking a laugh this morning, head over to “letshinchandbehappy”... she was sharing vile porno on her insta live last night and so I reported her and know she’s been blocked from doing lives for 2 weeks
The "eyebrow jammin" 
The fake books
Is it possibly to cringe to death? If so, I am
The fake books
Is it possibly to cringe to death? If so, I am
Ha ha ha ha ha ha! The fake books, it’s like chav bingo! How can he say it’s not a business, but I paid for them. Erm, so that makes it a business, Melv needs to declare his gifted stuff, the book maker needs to declare income (even it it doesn’t hit the tax threshold) I wonder if he will continue his insta jurneee from ”the jail”
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