SnapI thought she'd written 'I had the boner..'
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They are real books just old random ones that she’s covered with sticky back plasticThe fake books are really messing with my head.
Are they real books? Is it a box? And do these brands/designer labels know they are using their name to make money? I can’t imagine they’d be too happy!
It is just so painfully lame. Talk about advertising the fact you have no taste or moneyThey are real books just old random ones that she’s covered with sticky back plastic
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the thing is fake plants at least have a purpose as home decoration etc. What the duck is the point of a fake book. I’m all for a good coffee table book but I think the idea has excaped some people coffee table books are there to be read. You can buy those designer books in Costco and tk max but unless you are into fashion and look through the pages what is the point in them just so you have the brand names showing in your living room. Is this how shallow people have become?Idiots.
Fake books and fake plants make me die inside. The only real books Mariooo ever had were Mrs Hinch's efforts, bet he couldn't read those, or colour them in.
I've edited my books down to two bookcases, and 544 on kindle... We won't discuss how many plants I've got.
If they're empty boxes Moanio won't even be able to stand on them to change lightbulbs.
bleeping useless. The boxes AND him!
bleeping useless. The boxes AND him!
It's like when people buy the cheapest designer thing they can (or a fake), but make sure that the logo is really prominent and on display. Then make a big thing about it being designer. As if this somehow grants them an exciting personality.
Nope, it just makes you look like a cheap advertisement.
Certainly fits with the theory that he got massively into debt. Champagne lifestyle on a lemonade budget these days.
Aw christ alive! His stories are getting more and more painful ro watch. I dont know if im obsessed (actually watchig through my fingers) or if im a baw hair away from jumping on the train and staging an intervention. Seriously, why th duck are his friends and family no phoning this helmet and saying "Marion son, what the actual fuuuuck?????"
OK. So my asshole has shrivelled up like a babies umbilical cord and dropped off I'm so cringed out.
Off to jab myself a new one off masalas pink bespoke lamp.
I can't deal with how much he adores himself.
Off to jab myself a new one off masalas pink bespoke lamp.
I can't deal with how much he adores himself.
The desperation to hit 100k is palpable with another 'Hinchy' shout out.
Anyone else like to watch his singing on mute and imagine another song? Something like Songs for the Deaf QOTSA, or maybe Hollaback Girl at the tit is bananas part?
In case we forget the lyrics are about walking away we have Melvin to act it out for us
Anyone else like to watch his singing on mute and imagine another song? Something like Songs for the Deaf QOTSA, or maybe Hollaback Girl at the tit is bananas part?
Hellllo my lovelies, anyone else excited for the big cereal box wrapped in Poundland wrapping paper reveal? What time do you think he’ll be on? Hope HMRC and legal copyright team from the House of Dior and Chanel won’t be watching. What a time to be alive my lovelies, like Christmas Day 
Do we know why there appeared to be a photo shoot at Melvin & Dezzas bespoke palace?
Or was this a tease to his hunners of followers
Or was this a tease to his hunners of followers
I reckon his free purple sofa was in exchange for pics of it, offset by a pink lamp and a blue shark obvs. So aye
Whoever this is. I salute you.... I am deceased
Haha he's doing the actions again, anyone for a few ciders and a 'wind the bobbin up v incy wincy spider' mashup?
He is so desperately desperate. It’s embarrassing, he needs sit the duck down and give his head (another) wobble. Oh... and needs to stop encouraging copyright, he’s actually going to get his friend/ acquaintance/ follower/ sheep into some deep tit. Bellend!
Howling! Do you remember when he was on doing his add for the dentist and he called it DENTALWOODCARE!! Red neck I couldn’t move he was trying to act ever so professional and make a bleep of itI’m surprised Merv didn’t ask her to do a bespoke version of the Woodhill Dental Clinic catalogue or DiscountedBedLtd?!
Also, the irony of them being Dior and Chanel when he’s walking around in stuff from JD Sports and Primark that he bought in the sales!!
(PS if your looking a laugh this morning, head over to “letshinchandbehappy”... she was sharing vile porno on her insta live last night and so I reported her and know she’s been blocked from doing lives for 2 weeksI couldn’t risk little Merv, Dezza or oooooor Rayne watching that...
Well that’s my night bleeping ruined - I absolutely love The Dolls coz my wee Maw was a cleaner and we have been to see them every time they have toured. Just got tickets for their show later this year and now I don’t know whether I can face going after seeing that lanky prick posting about them!
Why does he have to ruin bleeping everything?
And in regards to all the fake designer gear, especially the books, I just don’t get it. I live a decent lifestyle and having saved all my working years I like to treat myself to some designer goods so much that I get sent catalogues from said designers twice per year. As I speak they are getting removed from my coffee table and launched out the window! I am not bragging, just wanted to highlight how much he ruins bleeping everything!
Why does he have to ruin bleeping everything?
And in regards to all the fake designer gear, especially the books, I just don’t get it. I live a decent lifestyle and having saved all my working years I like to treat myself to some designer goods so much that I get sent catalogues from said designers twice per year. As I speak they are getting removed from my coffee table and launched out the window! I am not bragging, just wanted to highlight how much he ruins bleeping everything!
I vote Mazda price had a boudoir shoot with Rayyyyyyne 
somewhere they both like going? Prezzo or bingo?
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