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That singing has done me in I AM DONE what is he doing honestly what is this guy actually doing 
HAHAHAHAH of course “Derek” is a full kit wanker
God that looks like a 'back to school' photo, all he needs is a book bag and a water bottle
It’s sooo fucken cringeThat singing has done me in I AM DONE what is he doing honestly what is this guy actually doing
Thought he was never going to touch his brows with tweezers ever again ooops another lie just like hinchy full of bullshit
Hello my lovelies...sorry haven’t been here for a while, but I’m away on vacation in Florida. Anyways, ye will not believe what I found today in a store called Marshalls ( American version of Tk Maxx or TJ Max or whatever it’s called).
A MARIO doll.... yes,a Mario doll. Our boy from Glasgow has done well for himself. Anyhow I had to buy it. When I got to the counter to pay, I asked did they have a Mario house (like a Barbie house) to go with the doll. The sales assistant said the doll came with the house included and what you see below isn’t a box for the doll,it is in fact a scale replica Mario’s flat with him in it.....They couldn’t include the pink lampshade as there is a dispute between the manufacturers and Mario’s people (ie Derek) about the colour of the lampshade
A MARIO doll.... yes,a Mario doll. Our boy from Glasgow has done well for himself. Anyhow I had to buy it. When I got to the counter to pay, I asked did they have a Mario house (like a Barbie house) to go with the doll. The sales assistant said the doll came with the house included and what you see below isn’t a box for the doll,it is in fact a scale replica Mario’s flat with him in it.....They couldn’t include the pink lampshade as there is a dispute between the manufacturers and Mario’s people (ie Derek) about the colour of the lampshade
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What are those books all about!! What a load of tat!!! And as for for all the new followers from Sophie’s page 
. Buying a new duvet cover n egg hut has “bought” him new followers then lol 
#shameless
. Buying a new duvet cover n egg hut has “bought” him new followers then lol #shameless
Hahahaha I’m DONE!
Sooo. What are the deal with the fake books?? 
He’s encouraged this person for AGES to finally have to confidence to stick some plastic and stickers into a bookSooo. What are the deal with the fake books??
is he for real
He really needs to stop sending himself messages 
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Fake books? Have I missed something here? Is it now a “thing” to show your lack of education off? Aaaagh, stop the world, I want to get off
I’m with yaFake books? Have I missed something here? Is it now a “thing” to show your lack of education off? Aaaagh, stop the world, I want to get off
Cos we couldn't possibly expect anything real in the fake tat templeSooo. What are the deal with the fake books??
Fake designer books to go with his fake designer shoes, scarves, phone covers etc etc.I'm trying to decide if underneath the wrapping these are actual books from a charity shop or if they are hollowed out book shape blocks that provide much needed further storage for his very favouritest wax melts
.The only take away from this is that these "books" certainly aren't for anything as pedestrian as reading!!
Without seeing the other side, I'm suspicious that it's a box wrapped in paper which makes it worse because they are falling over themselves to buy this shite
which makes it worse because they are falling over themselves to buy this shiteMan alive! Instead of making fake designer books she should try reading a real one!
Is it at all possible that we know Dezza better than Melvin does, cos like, we pay attention? Favourite song my arse!
If Dezza was given the scenario: There are 2 songs in the whole world. The one you don't choose as your favourite will be destroyed and never heard again.
Song 1: Dua Lipa, Don't start now
Song 2: Tina Turner, Simply the best
Choose wisely Dezza
If Dezza was given the scenario: There are 2 songs in the whole world. The one you don't choose as your favourite will be destroyed and never heard again.
Song 1: Dua Lipa, Don't start now
Song 2: Tina Turner, Simply the best
Choose wisely Dezza
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