DYING!!
Go on Mazda you bespoke queen
Go on Mazda you bespoke queen
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Aw he's a wee happy bunny tonight after his shout out from Hinchy 
WTAF have I just watched?
Inexplicable.Ooooft. Mario would’ve seemed cut from fine cloth beside some of them!
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Spotted in Dunelm - Matilda's lush bespoke lamp. Even more beautiful in real life (like the hobbit himself)
howling this page is the bestCringing inside
Sunday round up.........
1. He's called her "hinchy" twice now. This is annoying me more than it should.
2. He's on the push for 100k followers. He always gets an upswing in followers if his Queen gives him a shout out hence the tenner invested in the egg shed and the hinch tag.
3. History has proven Melvin should leave his eyebrows alone. Never learns but hey, you can't fix stupid.
4. Still doing a bit of positive PR on his relationship. No doubt in my mind that he got hunners of messages calling him out about the special banter only Scots get. No doubt in my mind that plenty of the negative comments came from Scots who totally got it. Hope he's as nice to Dezza's face but suspect its only for the gram.
1. He's called her "hinchy" twice now. This is annoying me more than it should.
2. He's on the push for 100k followers. He always gets an upswing in followers if his Queen gives him a shout out hence the tenner invested in the egg shed and the hinch tag.
3. History has proven Melvin should leave his eyebrows alone. Never learns but hey, you can't fix stupid.
4. Still doing a bit of positive PR on his relationship. No doubt in my mind that he got hunners of messages calling him out about the special banter only Scots get. No doubt in my mind that plenty of the negative comments came from Scots who totally got it. Hope he's as nice to Dezza's face but suspect its only for the gram.
Ah there will be no stopping him after the hinch post ... he's like the Duracell bunny on speed
Why are all these instashammers obsessed with eggs at the moment. They're all buying egg houses and egg boilers. Ffs use a bleeping saucepan and keep your eggs in a cupboard. Sorry for the rant, feeling a bit stabby today.
Mine come in a house, it’s called the bleeping cardboard box they come in.
It’s crazy all because that vile woman made a big deal about getting an egg cupboard. She is like their Charles MansonWhy are all these instashammers obsessed with eggs at the moment. They're all buying egg houses and egg boilers. Ffs use a bleeping saucepan and keep your eggs in a cupboard. Sorry for the rant, feeling a bit stabby today.
Twelve eggs? What the fuckety duck is he goona do with TWELVE eggs? All fae show to fill his little egg hoose.
I hope Rayn swipes it to the FLAIR whilst he's OOT!
Prick
I hope Rayn swipes it to the FLAIR whilst he's OOT!
Prick
Anyone else know they’ve got some good Moira stories coming up so they save them until they are sitting quietly and can fully appreciate them?
Raynes saying I'm going tae rip yer eyebrows aff ya fud
Oh lads, I felt so uncomfortable watching him sing and dance on those stories tonight. Why does he always 'dance' so literally, walking away and he's jiggling his strangler fingers about like naebodys business 
and was he even plucking those brows or just fondling his face with the tweezers
and was he even plucking those brows or just fondling his face with the tweezers Look at that not purple sofa
Think I just cringed myself inside out watching Moira throw some shapes whilst doing her tadpole brows. If anyone needs me I’ll be washing my eyes with domestos. So aye and so forth
For somebody who knows aww aboot brows why is he plucking them against the hair growth?
You know nothing Marion McNugget
You know nothing Marion McNugget
My chart song of birth?
What the duck is he chuntering on about now? That brow plucking sing along has made him even more addled than usual. It's certainly pinched my last nerve.
What the duck is he chuntering on about now? That brow plucking sing along has made him even more addled than usual. It's certainly pinched my last nerve.
I want to use this as a dart board. That smarmy dancing the most irritating thing I’ve seen in a long time cue replica videos from the clones.
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Chart song of his birth...... what the??
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