His main goal should be booking an appt. with a gastroenterologist to sort out his stomach/IBS issues so that he can save hours every other day stripping and washing that bloody sharted on bed!
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Private jet ma loverlie, will be like when Amber Heard smuggled her dugs intae Australia.
I came across one she did with another Insta braggy scot and I lasted 30 seconds. She’s the most irritating person I think I’ve ever seenSo his "postcast" is with misfit maw
These 2 fannies together would push me over the edge.
Happy Friday ma lovelies 
let’s mop kick the arse right oot this weekend ma darlins!!!
let’s mop kick the arse right oot this weekend ma darlins!!!
Long time lurker here ma lovelies, lately he's really started to rile me upHe’s bloody delusional if he thinks a mortgage is much much cheaper than a 1 bed council flat in Beiruit
I can confirm average rent for 2 bed cooncil is under 300 so think what 1 bed be half that 
I can't say how I know it's no my Joab..but maybe it is my Joab but aye tonnes luv ma lovelies 
Probably why wee Derek no doin driving lessons no more 40quid a lesson gives Marion too much stress, that 40 quid could be getting spent on better tat..like egg houses that go unused or more bronzer, ot Jo Malone hand wash...list is endless hen
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Yeah sure it’s your favourite , what happened to the yoghurt and 2 grapes?
What time does he actually start work? He seems to benefit from a decent lay in most days and not breakfast at 10am?
, what happened to the yoghurt and 2 grapes? What time does he actually start work? He seems to benefit from a decent lay in most days and not breakfast at 10am?
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The motivational muller and cutted up grapes were not bespoke enough for her hen, we aff on an avo jurnee now 
That looks vile! And look at all the pepper. He makes everything look disgusting.Yeah sure it’s your favourite
What time does he actually start work? He seems to benefit from a decent lay in most days and not breakfast at 10am?
Stop the press! She's eating a vegetable!
Marion on his gifted cones: ‘they’re perfect for when you’re having people round to put aww your fav snacks in’
Marion also: HASNAE 6 MATES AND NEVER HAS NAEONE ROUND.
Marion also: HASNAE 6 MATES AND NEVER HAS NAEONE ROUND.
I just came here to say the same thing!! But he uses it quite frequently Ma lovelie!!
Eh neither you nor Deek own that tat flat. FACT. The taxpayer is stuck subsidising that pair for the duration now. Anybody pushing 40 with no dependents should be working full-time and if they don't want to then they should be able to put a roof over their own heads. He should not have the option of working duck all hours and have the tax payer subsidising him. I'm fuming over that tit he came out with and I'm not even Scottish so it's not me paying his rent!
Ah ma lovelies I’ve been living ma life (as I should) and missed the bespoke Q&A journee and all your comments. Av been howling particularly at “joint owners” and thinking he can get a mortgage for less than £300 a month when he’s pushing 40. Aye mario 25 year mortgage on a shed maybe 
. Cracked up at the explanation on the heart cones as ‘washable’.. does he mean they can go in the dishwasher? Of course they’re washable they’re ceramic ffs.. anyway tattie hearts to you all hens 
. Cracked up at the explanation on the heart cones as ‘washable’.. does he mean they can go in the dishwasher? Of course they’re washable they’re ceramic ffs.. anyway tattie hearts to you all hens 
Does he really believe he pays more in rent TO THE COUNCIL than he would a mortgage payment???? I’m stunned. He’s dumber than duck.
My mortgage is £350 a month for a lovely house down South England but I made some good financial decisions. Marion the wee prick could never.
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He’s a delusional wee tadger ma lovelies. hen ye stay in a scheme not an estate. The bottom line is shes a jealous wee prick n tries to come across as if shes happy and content
Hing oan theres somebody at ma back doorsmell the wealth dafty
Hing oan theres somebody at ma back doorsmell the wealth dafty
Is Maz taking us oan a wee gentrification jurneh wae her Avo aon toast?
Ah but wis your financial decisions as smart as installing herringbone flairs, wetwall in the living room and fablon in the kitchen tae a property you don’t own? If no, back in yer ain lane you go henMy mortgage is £350 a month for a lovely house down South UK but I made some good financial decisions. Marion the wee prick could never.
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