So he did the tree for us
please no, you really don’t have too 
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please no, you really don’t have too 
He's talking as if he left retail by choice... You were finished! 
Pfftttt like that'll happen
Pfftttt like that'll happen
Don’t blame that bleeping Christmas nightmare oan us hen! You really shouldn’t have bothered
He sounds like a put upon Mam. “I wasnae feeling it but I did it anyway fae the bairns”
He sounds like a put upon Mam. “I wasnae feeling it but I did it anyway fae the bairns”
Did a Tattler send this one?
Loves his job so much that he keeps wishing for the weekends. Aye ok Mario
What's he done on "that app" to be proud of?. It's not like he's made money like Hinch
Loves his job so much that he keeps wishing for the weekends. Aye ok Mario
What's he done on "that app" to be proud of?. It's not like he's made money like Hinch
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Why buy a egg house/box and keep ur eggs on top 
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At least he’s admitted he’s achieved nothing in life
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I feel like the wee paisley prick myself wishing time away, but I cannae wait until we go oan the big 40th abroad holiday! I AM HERE FAE THAT!
Someone ask him if he has halitosis
Oh and don't put this tit on us Marion. You loved every minute of it, you wank stain.
Oh and don't put this tit on us Marion. You loved every minute of it, you wank stain.
Do people other than Marions have egg houses ? I mean is this a thing ?Why buy a egg house/box and keep ur eggs on top
He's only got a year to get a passport, now how the duck will he fill in the form correctly, get an acceptable pic taken. 
Where will they go.
Where will they go.Can we have a Postcast for it! Or even better an IG liveI can’t wait for that episode!
Mario Goes Abroad
Imagine admitting to people you've achieved tit all during your life so far, but you're proud of certain things you've done on a bloody app aff your phone - how painfully embarrassing!
My teenagers have achieved more than him! He really is an embarrassmentImagine admitting to people you've achieved tit all during your life so far, but you're proud of certain things you've done on a bloody app aff your phone - how painfully embarrassing!
Marion hen, you and Derek aren’t “joint owners” of that flat, you’re both on the tenancy, you own fuckall, so there 
Snidey wee bleep.
Snidey wee bleep.
He’s bloody delusional if he thinks a mortgage is much much cheaper than a 1 bed council flat in Beiruit . He’s paying pittance and could no way afford a mortgage
. He’s paying pittance and could no way afford a mortgageThe last question posted by Mario himself. If it wasn't him, then they don't know the real Mario like we do.
I loved how he said hes proud of what hes accomplished on THE App . I can relate as I am proud of what I accomplished on the Toon Blast App. Level 210 !Imagine admitting to people you've achieved tit all during your life so far, but you're proud of certain things you've done on a bloody app aff your phone - how painfully embarrassing!
Asif ppl are writing in that he barely looks 30 nevermind turning 40
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