Cleaning with Mario #67 Smell the Halitosis

[mammaof3]

Just because I'm nice to y'all, I'm putting all his Q&A's together in bespoke order so aye.

 

[Duchesspink]

Booking to Craig Tara for his 40th incoming

 

[IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow]

He talks of the kitchen badly needing done...a decent kitchen that he hasn't paid for! Council would have installed it, it baffles me how he thinks can just change things it's not 'owned' so surely you would need permission to do such things? Wall panels, bedroom drop ceiling lights, wooden lino, laminate tiles flooring he just got.. also since he got that flooring he's never been oot that bed.. thought flat was roasting with it also how did 2 males get a council flat.. did one them claim homelessness? So ma lovelies so many questions his life and choices confuses me so on and so forth

View attachment 1297819View attachment 1297822That question wis clearly written by him - the send buttons no even been pressed oan that. He’s obviously bitter aboot his circumstances and manages tae get a wee dig in aboot his brothers new build anaw. Imagine being almost 40 and thinking that £300 a month is expensive compared tae a mortgage. Delusional, jealous wee fanny.

Also get 4 weeks free rent in a annual cycle so he's paying buttons for that flat, anything goes wrong council are out to fix it e.g boiler, pipes, broken tap, squeaky floorboards surprised he's not got them changing he's light bulbs..ohh infact can't he got them ridiculous drop lights in..also never used from what I see, he's got cooshy wee number the ungrateful wee shitey arse

 

[menopausalmargrit]

He’s a delusional wee tadger ma lovelies. hen ye stay in a scheme not an estate. The bottom line is shes a jealous wee prick n tries to come across as if shes happy and contentHing oan theres somebody at ma back doorsmell the wealth dafty

Ma lovelie did you not hear the song the other day - AND I WONT CHANGE MY LIFE MY LIFE MY LIFE LIFE LIFE LIFE LIFE LIFE WOO

HES FINE!

 

[Pandasnooks]

I bought a lovely semi detached house not that far from him. £75k, single income, £249pm mortgage with a 20k deposit. I think he's right he could pay less HOWEVER he ain't ever gonna have 20k in his back pocket cos he spunks his money up a wall

 

[Curtaintwitcher45]

View attachment 1297819View attachment 1297822That question wis clearly written by him - the send buttons no even been pressed oan that. He’s obviously bitter aboot his circumstances and manages tae get a wee dig in aboot his brothers new build anaw. Imagine being almost 40 and thinking that £300 a month is expensive compared tae a mortgage. Delusional, jealous wee fanny.

OMG CAUGHT BONNY HAHAHAHA

 

[Blanche Hunt]

He talks of the kitchen badly needing done...a decent kitchen that he hasn't paid for! Council would have installed it, it baffles me how he thinks can just change things it's not 'owned' so surely you would need permission to do such things? Wall panels, bedroom drop ceiling lights, wooden lino, laminate tiles flooring he just got.. also since he got that flooring he's never been oot that bed.. thought flat was roasting with it also how did 2 males get a council flat.. did one them claim homelessness? So ma lovelies so many questions his life and choices confuses me so on and so forth


Also get 4 weeks free rent in a annual cycle so he's paying buttons for that flat, anything goes wrong council are out to fix it e.g boiler, pipes, broken tap, squeaky floorboards surprised he's not got them changing he's light bulbs..ohh infact can't he got them ridiculous drop lights in..also never used from what I see, he's got cooshy wee number the ungrateful wee shitey arse

Ungrateful wee shitey arse hus tae be the next thread title that’s why he’ll never move oot ah there, there’s nae way he wid huv a savings pot tae cover repairs or damages. He’d huv it spent in home bargains buying fabric softeners and cushion covers every week.

 

[Eeyore147]

I bought a lovely semi detached house not that far from him. £75k, single income, £249pm mortgage with a 20k deposit. I think he's right he could pay less HOWEVER he ain't ever gonna have 20k in his back pocket cos he spunks his money up a wall

Absolutely no chance of him having £20k in cash but the sad thing is if he didn’t waste so much on shite he probably could! He thinks that expensive brands show his wealth when really - he’s deeply jealous of those with a front & back door.

 

[IsaHen]

Ma lovelie did you not hear the song the other day - AND I WONT CHANGE MY LIFE MY LIFE MY LIFE LIFE LIFE LIFE LIFE LIFE WOO

HES FINE!

Thread title- cleaning with mario- won't change his life his life's just FINE x6 wooooo!

 

[paperbackwriter89]

View attachment 1297819View attachment 1297822That question wis clearly written by him - the send buttons no even been pressed oan that. He’s obviously bitter aboot his circumstances and manages tae get a wee dig in aboot his brothers new build anaw. Imagine being almost 40 and thinking that £300 a month is expensive compared tae a mortgage. Delusional, jealous wee fanny.

Oh my god you’re right! The rest are ‘actual questions’ (allegedly!), but he’s typed this out to address it himself. Absolute snake, he’s so deceiving

 

[Dawn Dayn]

I agree there shouldn't be a stigma about social housing, but... Let's be honest, his road is a war zone, it's only going to get worse and worse people shoved into his block. For me, if I were having to walk past BITTEN OFF EARS in the morning, I'd he saving and moving.
Sending himself questions though, it's a bit Lou.

 

[paperbackwriter89]

Absolutely, and I think if he was a likeable person and didn’t have the attitude he has then it would be a different story. People only take the piss out the bedsit because he’s created this Parody account of himself, on this app. It’s all fake with him, he could have played this well and been really successful - making his council flat into a home, with tips and money saving etc, cleaning (which there is zero of now!), but instead he’s a bitter, jealous, wasteful, foul mouthed comedy figure with zero likeability at awwwwww.

 

[Hyacinthsquash]

Him trying to defend why he lives in the council hovel. Yes Mario there is nothing wrong with council if you genuinely need it. You are two grown men who can work full time and afford to private rent. We know you can’t manage to save for a mortgage deposit but it’s embarrassing that you continue to occupy that bedsit that could be used to house someone in genuine need. So aye.

 

[Kat__lax]

Love it when these Instagrammers do ‘q&a’ to address tattle.

Are his lovelies really interested in the fact he lives in a scheme and pays FUHL RENT, Nobody cares, nobody. Why is he bringing it up? Oh cause we’ve had a wee laugh about it here?

Protesting so hard about how happy they are in the council flat. If your happy your happy and that is fine but those big old rants tell a different story. I could get a mortgage, I am paying more for my council flat etc and so forth, the dig about the new build is pure jealousy. Marion could only dream of such things. It’s not a surprise to anyone with a brain cell she could have done things differently but instead of owning it she continues with this fantasy lifestyle, sat on the bespoke shell chair playing with the ‘designer’ bronzers and Billie Eilish perfume.

Looking forward to the day Derek and Rayne get rid..

 

[TooFarScone]

Marion moaning that new builds aren't as well built as old council tenements. As his block slowly sinks into the swampland.

 

[ReginaPhalange9292]

Someone saying he doesn't even look 30 so they can't believe he's 40 next year nearly had me choking on my bespoke decaffeinated (caffeinated) coffee if he didn't write that himself, what sort of people with glass eyes follow him?!?

 

[Dawn Dayn]

Marion moaning that new builds aren't as well built as old council tenements. As his block slowly sinks into the swampland.

Exactly, his flat isn't being demolished at the moment, how long though, five ten years. Imagine sinking all your money into a place that's not got long to go. Much like Mario's hairline.

 

[MarionWaffle]

View attachment 1297819View attachment 1297822That question wis clearly written by him - the send buttons no even been pressed oan that. He’s obviously bitter aboot his circumstances and manages tae get a wee dig in aboot his brothers new build anaw. Imagine being almost 40 and thinking that £300 a month is expensive compared tae a mortgage. Delusional, jealous wee fanny.

I can’t believe he’s put that on his stories sending it to himself duck me he is as thick as mince isn’t he
His life is utter shite and she knows it

 

[Blanche Hunt]

Exactly, his flat isn't being demolished at the moment, how long though, five ten years. Imagine sinking all your money into a place that's not got long to go. Much like Mario's hairline.

And his teeth ma lovelie. You can cover ower them but the foundations are rotten and decaying jist the same. His 40s will be a riot wae nae hoose, hair or teeth ah his ain

 

[Abce3456]

Also council could say just now they aren’t going to pull it down but they could start work on it and then think “duck this”. The building is an absolute dive and I imagine there’s more damage to it than meets the eye.