Cleaning with Mario #67 Smell the Halitosis

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Been neglecting this thread as the Johnny Depp one has taken up all my time the last few weeks. But just seen Mazda get in the Misfits motor and had to mark my place. Is this his “postcast”? 🥔💎
Johnny Depp ower Marion, ye've veered right oot yer ain lane there and so forth ma loverlie 🥰
 
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Hope DWP are aware of all extra income given he 'works full time', and are aware of his clear ability to live a relatively normal and independent life clearly if certain claims are to be believed...Derek isn't walking him to work, he's clearly been able to mix and meet new people regularly working in retail, attending AMA parties, meeting up with other IG desperados. Also hope the HMRC are aware of full time work, private cleans and every gifted item he accepts...

As for the no long term plans because you could die tomorrow...why then buy masses of make up, perfume, cleaning products, constant floor replacements, etc. etc. Surely if your excuse for having no drive in life and making claims you could have a house tomorrow and whatever else was that you don't bother as you could die tomorrow, you'd also live in a way you were only buying for the immediate future and not hoarding. Just own up to having no motivation, no ambition, no work ethic and a complete inability to plan for anything in the future as you have an addiction to shopping and being relevant on the gram for 5 seconds (normally too late though...) because you are seeking validation from strangers. I honestly think he feels he's in his brother's shadow and too lazy to even attempt to try, and his sister has a home/family life he probably wants so just bumbles his way through trying to keep up with social media for 'likes' there. Invest time/money in your future Mario - be it on actually achieving something that matters when IG implodes (not that he can call it an achievement now...) or getting some decent therapy.
Maybe an anonymous call with evidence is in order to the DWP. It’d be easy to prove he is capable of work.
 
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Just tried to get past 13 minutes so managed another 10 minutes. Is he saying that he didn’t copy Hinch and effectively thought of doing a cleaning page himself? Because when he said he started it he stayed in his Aunts spare room so wouldn’t have been cleaning…

Someone asked about Next/Semi-Chem - a while back, probably when I first came onto tattle (thanks @chickenlittle007 for pointing it out) someone was on who gave quite a lot away about his past. They weren’t a new member oan this app and a lot of stuff they were saying made sense, so it’s effectively hearsay but ma beliefs ma rules.
 
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Where could one find the grassy area on maps in paisley? Anyone able to share a Google maps pin? I’m interested to see what palais de paisley looks like
 
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•She’s tired so having an early night - and that’s different from every night how?
•She’s got a four day working week - most people have a three day working week because it’s the jubilee and will probably work more hours than he does.
•Long weekend booked in - to do what?

Why does he think anyone cares? To quote his old Facebook post, why is he using it as a diary? GIVE US SOME CONTENT YA HALITOSIS HEDGEHOG!
 
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•She’s tired so having an early night - and that’s different from every night how?
•She’s got a four day working week - most people have a three day working week because it’s the jubilee and will probably work more hours than he does.
•Long weekend booked in - to do what?

Why does he think anyone cares? To quote his old Facebook post, why is he using it as a diary? GIVE US SOME CONTENT YA HALITOSIS HEDGEHOG!
Errrr hen did you not see his 1 hour walk to b&m.. the mcgills must be closed today. The poor lamb is shattered. He’s done his socialising for the year now he’s done the postcast so his long weekend will be spent aw cosy. (Do scotland not have the 2nd and 3rd as bank hol?)
 
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He keeps sharing that bleeping postcast bullshit. And every time I’m shocked at that woman’s wonky mouth. What is wrong with it?
 
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Errrr hen did you not see his 1 hour walk to b&m.. the mcgills must be closed today. The poor lamb is shattered. He’s done his socialising for the year now he’s done the postcast so his long weekend will be spent aw cosy. (Do scotland not have the 2nd and 3rd as bank hol?)
We do aye. Even though we cannae be fucked w the royals 🤪
 
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Just tried to get past 13 minutes so managed another 10 minutes. Is he saying that he didn’t copy Hinch and effectively thought of doing a cleaning page himself? Because when he said he started it he stayed in his Aunts spare room so wouldn’t have been cleaning…

Someone asked about Next/Semi-Chem - a while back, probably when I first came onto tattle (thanks @chickenlittle007 for pointing it out) someone was on who gave quite a lot away about his past. They weren’t a new member oan this app and a lot of stuff they were saying made sense, so it’s effectively hearsay but ma beliefs ma rules.
He said before his brother told him to start a cleaning page, cos it was popular on insta.
 
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He said when he was suffering with his mental health he didn't go to the doctor's but then in the next breath said he went and spoke to a Dr?! Did I hear that right? I was a couple of wines in when I watched it last night.....
 
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I know some people have to work bank holidays, but surely not cleaners?!. And does Scotland not get the Thursday off like us as well as the Friday?.

As usual, Mario didn't get the memo so he's booked that time off....Tit 😂
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Just checking in today to see if its still a runty bleep... aye... thought as much. As u were 💕
 
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Errrr hen did you not see his 1 hour walk to b&m.. the mcgills must be closed today. The poor lamb is shattered. He’s done his socialising for the year now he’s done the postcast so his long weekend will be spent aw cosy. (Do scotland not have the 2nd and 3rd as bank hol?)
Aye but he's a big shot in the polis, crime never stoaps so neither can the truncheon polishing.
 
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Ma Rendall being there made it very hard to watch. Shes a wee wifey and all she did was heave that bosom about and make faces, chug on her vape and roar in the background.
I think it would have been more watchable had she not been there.
I actually wanted to hear what he had to say.
There was barely a mention of Derek. The no life plan or even a 5 year plan is actually sad to hear.
Who doesn't want to even think about a holiday or buying a car, spending time with friends in summer, getting married or doing something nice with your partner. He has nothing at all. I know he's a wee fud but I did feel sorry for him. He hasn't a clue about how regular people go about having a life.

Life is happening while he's sitting in a flat in his pjs getting cosy.
He thinks those Scottish women are his friends and they aren't. They are nasty cows who treat him like dirt. I don't know the mhairi woman but rendall, she's a snake.
Mario when you're reading here next, please do yourself a favour and ditch her.

I was embarrassed for him saying they don't drive. I dont know any men that can't drive. Not one!
Driving would change their life. They could be all over Scotland out and about, they might even venture over the border to England!

The ahip has sailed for monetising insta. All he needed was 2 years of content. Doing what the others were whilst the going was good and then buying himself a house outright.
I dont get why he didn't even try. Hinch gave him the leg up and he could have made Hay while the sun shone. He had a lottery ticket that he was too lazy to cash in.
 
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Hello ma luvlies,

just emerging from my COVID cave (it’s the best thing that ever happened to me 🙄) and I’d gladly be in the throes of it again instead of listening to that shite postcast. Oor Marion really is a self centred little roach! And that gub in the back 🤢

I’m a bit gutted coz yesterday was my first day venturing out and I went to the bloody Starbucks in Pissley (Starbucks is supposedly good for iced and Costa for hot - give that woman the pride of Britain award!) and missed the car full of gubs.

Anyway … I’ve missed yous aw and will be back soon.

Tons a luv x
 
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