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Welcome. Huv a swatch at the wiki here, that'll help you to get to know if you don't already know. And remember tae stay in yer ain lane ma loverlie 
Seedyhill makes Royston Vasey look like Knightsbridge
Welcome hen! You’ll be fluent in illiterate scottish by the weekend. I recommend the wiki. I promise you, the wee baldy bleep really ISN’T in fact a parody account. I know, hard to believe!
Mario trying tae work out how tae get tae East Kilbride on the bus
Best threads oan this app. Nae debates.
We have mare content than the wee prick himself
We have mare content than the wee prick himself
Whenever I need a giggle I head for the wiki, the bougee squirrel gets me everytime!Welcome. Huv a swatch at the wiki here, that'll help you to get to know if you don't already know. And remember tae stay in yer ain lane ma loverlie
Seedyhill makes Royston Vasey look like Knightsbridge
) so always playing catch up*This thread will be locked if people keep talking about nobody accounts. This is about public figures not about promoting Tattlers making accounts to make up stuff. The keep it on tattle rule is for everyones benefit.
Especially as now people are falling for the obvious trap of mentioning hinch to try and get attention and promoting on a popular thread.
Report any mentions, no matter how vague, to keep this thread open. We won't warn again.
Especially as now people are falling for the obvious trap of mentioning hinch to try and get attention and promoting on a popular thread.
Report any mentions, no matter how vague, to keep this thread open. We won't warn again.
Happy Hump Day, lets hope its not a hump day for the Teddy bears too 
I don't believe they hump. How does Derek not find someone not mentally challenged, literate and without honking breath?!Happy Hump Day, lets hope its not a hump day for the Teddy bears too
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Ha! That's how I imagine him to look when getting tasered. If I were Derek I'd keep one handy at all times to block any amorous advances too
17c in Paisley today, how is he still in his hoosecoat 24/7
If I said to mr dayn you can't got to --- he'd have no idea what I meant.
If he wanted to go to Seville, he'd simply ask me if I wanted to go to. If he didn't want me to go, he'd say, but you'll be bored darling. 
Ever since we discovered Deek's old Facebook account with his hetero status, I huv been getting Joe Exotic and John 'Gator' Finlay vibes from the pair of them.
John wasny the sharpest tool in the box either I think he's now married tae a woman so we'll have to watch this space 
John wasny the sharpest tool in the box either
I think he's now married tae a woman so we'll have to watch this space I agree! Deek, tell him to keep his safe place, you're a little pocket rocket who could do so much better. Go home to your maw, be free of the tyrant #freeeeeeedom #takeraynEver since we discovered Deek's old Facebook account with his hetero status, I huv been getting Joe Exotic and John 'Gator' Finlay vibes from the pair of them.
John wasny the sharpest tool in the box either
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