Cleaning with Mario #66 Thinks he’s an Italian Stallion but looks more like a Marion

[Babybail93]

Where’s he getting his fake stuff from? he don’t go in the pub, neither goes to Turkey where I get my fakes from (smell the wealth, or not else I’d be shopping on Bond Street)

I think the brother gets them fae him. He has got him a few knock offs for Christmas presents before.

Was you around fae the Goochi loafers ripping his feet tae shreds oan the bus oan Boxing Day?

 

[Mum3boys]

Stop it, clutching ma beak at that

Oan masel hen!!!!!!

 

[Badaboom]

Why can't deek go to the footie? What's the reason? The way Maria wrote it makes it sound like something dead important has come up and he hasn't told deek yet

I think he is mangling his words ( I know, right? - shocker) I think Deek already knows he can’t go, and is sad, and when Maz gives him the shirt tomorrow it will cheer him up. I don’t think Maz is telling him he can’t go tomorrow, he is telling him he has bought the shirt tomorrow. At least that is as far as I can faddom it, my lovlie.

 

[paperbackwriter89]

A wee kids footie shirt that Deek will have paid fae himself but Marion ‘treatit’ him to.
Imagine having nothing else to share other than that breaking news, oh and you’ve done your washings. Riveting Maz

 

[Babybail93]

A wee kids footie shirt that Deek will have paid fae himself but Marion ‘treatit’ him to.
Imagine having nothing else to share other than that breaking news, oh and you’ve done your washings. Riveting Maz

I’m waiting fae the bespoke ice cream pic

 

[Badaboom]

I’m waiting fae the bespoke ice cream pic

It won’t be long lovelie, I can see Deek on his way back the now

 

[Cagayu]

Maybe this is why Mario is so obsessed with scents. If he just brushed his teeth regularly he could save himself a deposit sized amount in a few months

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

The Dusk bedding will be ruined the night, ma lovelies. Ice cream is going to be pouring oot of him. Let's hope he opts for mint flavour, as a wee breath freshener and so forth.

 

[Mum3boys]

The Dusk bedding will be ruined the night, ma lovelies. Ice cream is going to be pouring oot of him. Let's hope he opts for mint flavour, as a wee breath freshener and so forth.

I’m feart for those new flairs

 

[Hyacinthsquash]

He’s trolling us with WUMAN hens. I refuse to believe anyone is this illiterate. So aye.

 

[Macmama]

Why can't deek go to the footie? What's the reason? The way Maria wrote it makes it sound like something dead important has come up and he hasn't told deek yet

Ma luvlie, a bespoke jurnee to Seville is currently costing more than oor Marion’s wee brain could ever imagine. Wee Deek couldnae follow follow unless he started walking last week.

 

[Freefalling]

Poor Deek, it must be love being treated to a genuine replica I'd tell him to shove it where the sun don't shine. Poor fucker isn't even getting out to celebrate one of the biggest nights in his clubs recent history. Wish Glamis would go get the wee dote and show him how to enjoy himself with a decent bleeping cheese board and a wee knees up

Can picture it now, wee Didums on the shell chair like the little mermaid watching the game in his bedroom, ffs Deek, grow a set, get a carry oot, text a few pals and get your arses on the gifted sofas fae Dan-yell. Give old bleep features something to story about

 

[SuzyE]

Companies beware. This illiterate man is the last person you want representing your company when he advertises products like this

 

[mariosmafia7]

Why can't deek go to the footie? What's the reason? The way Maria wrote it makes it sound like something dead important has come up and he hasn't told deek yet

I actually think he’s trying to make it out like they could have afforded go but something came up. But then he discovered jet2 don’t take Klarna so aye and so forth.

 

[Rayne]

I think what’s actually happened is Mario cut up Derks passport

 

[Babybail93]

I think what’s actually happened is Mario cut up Derks passport

I would bet neither have them have ever even had a passport

 

[Abce3456]

I would bet neither have them have ever even had a passport

They don’t have enough brain cells to even know how to apply for one!

 

[Rayne]

I would bet neither have them have ever even had a passport

I thought wee Derk was in the army before Marion ruined his life? He must have one anyway they went to Essex once

 

[muscadet]

See if he wrecks tomorrow night for Deek I’m going to go doon to seedhill and go mental, I know where they live and I will go free him with my own hands!!! He needs to watch this game in an actual pub with normal people!!

 

[Pandasnooks]

"Seedyhill" it's known as in the Council offices