Cleaning with Mario #66 Thinks he’s an Italian Stallion but looks more like a Marion

[Shrekssister]

Thanks for the welcomes and wiki tips ma luverlies and yai can be sure I won’t be veering out of my ain lane.
That’s me just sat here waiting for oor Marion to tell me wit day it is as I’m fair ald confused until then...

Ma lovelie once you've finished your tour roon the wiki next stop has tae be the insta highlights. Personal favourites include for the laughs (the blind nikita dug is in there, you'll get tae know), my singing (fur pure utter cringe vibes) and boy wonder to get loads of content of the absolute wee ride Derek

 

[TooFarScone]

Wish he'd scrape the paint off them hideous door handles.

 

[mrsbucket]

He used to be straight??
Edit- the post I was replying to has gone

According to an auld Facebook page we found. He was either confused about his sexuality or Maz Exotic turnt him. Ahm seriously doubting it was the latter.

The only thing Mario turns is ma stomach, nae debates.

 

[TooFarScone]

According to an auld Facebook page we found. He was either confused about his sexuality or Maz Exotic turnt him. Ahm seriously doubting it was the latter.

The only thing Mario turns is ma stomach, nae debates.

Maz Exotic

 

[paperbackwriter89]

Maz Exotic had pua ended me

 

[Badaboom]

Rayn’s face! There can’t be many folk who can see their letterbox from their bed

 

[paperbackwriter89]

Rayn’s face! There can’t be many folk who can see their letterbox from their bed
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The klarna statements are only a wee reach away from the letterboax whilst lying in the padded cell. Uttly bespoke

 

[Blanche Hunt]

Overgrown weeds, feather dusters in a vase and plastic command hooks tae hold
the curtain tie backs. Whit an inspiring view.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

According to an auld Facebook page we found. He was either confused about his sexuality or Maz Exotic turnt him. Ahm seriously doubting it was the latter.

The only thing Mario turns is ma stomach, nae debates.

Maz Exotic ffs!

 

[IsaHen]

Maz Exotic ffs!
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Actually suits him, he should definitely get on a mullet journey, although he'll need a wig with him being a baldy

 

[maggiedoot]

Ooo hens I can’t believe Marion’s honking gob is the talk of the town in wee paisley now the wax melt obsession makes sense..

he needs to chew them, rather than burn them!

 

[Babybail93]

Well this dayn of dawn oan this app has already killed me! So many things to take in!

The bespoke letterboax view fram the bed
The command hooks holding up the tiebacks
Maz exotic

 

[IsaHen]

he needs to chew them, rather than burn them!

You'll be giving him ideas for an Ava may bespoke Collab of Mario™️ breath fresheners in the scent 'black orchid'

 

[Laura VanderBooben]

Number 6 lovelies has got to explain why Derek kisses ol' bog breath of daed rat fermenting in his stomach and then hacking it back up , without being sick himself! Nae debate aye and so forth mwah mwah tattie hearts x

 

[Hyacinthsquash]

Overgrown weeds, feather dusters in a vase and plastic command hooks tae hold
the curtain tie backs. Whit an inspiring view. View attachment 1275483

The command books are utterly bespoke! I wish I had got tae know them instead of wasting money on metal ones. So aye live and learn I suppose hens.

 

[Mum3boys]

Maz Exotic ffs!
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Maz exotic and his bespoke boil , so aye

 

[DramaQueen79]

Maz Exotic ffs!
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Deeeeeiiid!!!

 

[Shrekssister]

The command books are utterly bespoke! I wish I had got tae know them instead of wasting money on metal ones. So aye live and learn I suppose hens.

Metal tie back hooks hen, I can smell the wealth even over the stench of the halitosis

 

[Skyflier6727]

Poor Deek, it must be love being treated to a genuine replica I'd tell him to shove it where the sun don't shine. Poor fucker isn't even getting out to celebrate one of the biggest nights in his clubs recent history. Wish Glamis would go get the wee dote and show him how to enjoy himself with a decent bleeping cheese board and a wee knees up

Can picture it now, wee Didums on the shell chair like the little mermaid watching the game in his bedroom, ffs Deek, grow a set, get a carry oot, text a few pals and get your arses on the gifted sofas fae Dan-yell. Give old bleep features something to story about

Can you just imagine Marion’s face if a bunch of Rangers fans were in his bespoke lounge walking on his chevron flooring It would need to all be ripped oot!

Rayn’s face! There can’t be many folk who can see their letterbox from their bed
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I love that he thinks Rayn loves him. You can see the disgust on her gorgeous wee face

 

[Shrekssister]

Hens unlike Derek in a past life I'm no expert on pussies of any kind buuuuttt.....