Cleaning with Mario #66 Thinks he’s an Italian Stallion but looks more like a Marion

[Babybail93]

Ah’ll see masel oot ma lovelie *slinks away quietly*

It’s alright when we do it I’m not afraid tae admit tae double standards

 

[Blanche Hunt]

It’s alright when we do it I’m not afraid tae admit tae double standards

Your page your rules ma lovelie! Writing like this hus actually become that much a ah habit that Ave hud tae stop it seeping intae ma work emails and WhatsApp’s haha

 

[Anti-influencer]

His name So Aye!!!!

Thanks ma lovelie x

 

[Poptart]

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Why does this bleep speak like this!

Is the O key broken on both his phones and his boss babe netbook?

 

[BananaClub]

The fake

View attachment 1266569Jesus wept, he really is a twit.

the fake Gucci socks are killing me

 

[Chez300]

Doesn’t eat desserts tho

 

[Babybail93]

Doesn’t eat desserts tho
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I wonder if when they deliver they make them go doonstairs as they can’t trust the moped being left unattended oan the mean streets ah Seedhill?

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

This will ease it tomorrow, when I tell him he's not allowed out. So aye.

 

[Babybail93]

This will ease it tomorrow, when I tell him he's not allowed out. So aye.
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Does Derek no follow her oan that app?

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Does Derek no follow her oan that app?

I don't think she'll let him have his own account, he may end up running off with someone who tastes minty fresh, so aye.

 

[Hyacinthsquash]

Deek DEEK you CANNOT spend money on goin tae the game! Do youse know how many trips tae b&m I cud get wae that money.

 

[lauhlauhlauh]

This will ease it tomorrow, when I tell him he's not allowed out. So aye.
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Deek should just pack his bag and go. Get the gift first so he has something nice fur the game and then just duck off on a plane and not come back.

 

[Curtaintwitcher45]

Lovelies! Very convenient timing of spoiling Derek don’t you think we see you Moira

 

[Madge2022]

So ma lovelies, am following a wee recipe fur ma dinner and ah cannae believe that step wan is tae broon ma mince. Ah screwed ma wee face up like am at a spice girls concert. Ah need tae message the cook and correct them that it’s boiled mince surely.

Ah'd be in a pure rage doll, ah'm glad yer getting the cook telt, they need to ken or get tae ken. Did ye just go Al fresco dining instead fur some pizza crunch and chips ma loverlie

This will ease it tomorrow, when I tell him he's not allowed out. So aye.
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Sorry Deek, nae bespoke jurney fur ye tae the fitbaw ah spent the housekeeping oan the new bespoke flair.

 

[SuzyE]

He's obviously took a hint after it's been said here many times how he never buys Derek anything... We see you witch!

 

[Babybail93]

He's obviously took a hint after it's been said here many times how he never buys Derek anything... We see you witch!

When he says he bought, he means he used Derek’s card

 

[Ratgrrl]

Why can't deek go to the footie? What's the reason? The way Maria wrote it makes it sound like something dead important has come up and he hasn't told deek yet

 

[I wud like sum tea]

Why can't deek go to the footie? What's the reason? The way Maria wrote it makes it sound like something dead important has come up and he hasn't told deek yet

I wud doubt he has a passport ma lovlie they only go to EK and Blackpool

 

[Madge2022]

Why can't deek go to the footie? What's the reason? The way Maria wrote it makes it sound like something dead important has come up and he hasn't told deek yet

Marion disnae huv enough zoflora tae clean Deek's boaby wi aw the men he might pump while away ma loverlie

 

[Cinpab]

The fake

the fake Gucci socks are killing me

Where’s he getting his fake stuff from? he don’t go in the pub, neither goes to Turkey where I get my fakes from (smell the wealth, or not else I’d be shopping on Bond Street)