Cleaning with Mario #66 Thinks he’s an Italian Stallion but looks more like a Marion

[Under_The_Influencer]

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

According to an auld Facebook page we found. He was either confused about his sexuality or Maz Exotic turnt him. Ahm seriously doubting it was the latter.

The only thing Mario turns is ma stomach, nae debates.

Maz Exotic ffs!

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

I’ve been on a wee bespoke journae over to here and I’m staying ma lovelies! Youse are a right bunch of bastards and I think I’ve found my people, so aye.

 

[Hyacinthsquash]

Have you noticed they have a Mario highlight

Imagine changing your flairs so often the local flooring company have a highlight on you in a one bed flat

 

[Badaboom]

Rayn’s face! There can’t be many folk who can see their letterbox from their bed

 

[MarionWaffle]

Wurum

 

[Curtaintwitcher45]

As if this wee tadger likes N-Dubz he’s such a wee clout chaser. Can you imagine this pair going to see them Moria sitting in the mermaid chair preparing herself with some overpriced out of date bronzer he pilfered fae the Debenhams days, peeling that pensioner goonie aff, removing his trotters from those fluffy slipper sandals and slipping the cheesy quaver taes into the plastic primark loafers then a wee spritz o Billie Eilish golden titty perfume for a wee bitta class. Derek in his best PlayStation T-shirt then both going wild and having a *gasp* Blue Wkd then hopping on the bus with the bespoke free passes. Perhaps a wee pit stop at that authentic Italian to load up on some carbs, carbs and carbs, Derek then having to roll Moria into the gig like Violet Beauregarde 🫐 on account of him swelling up like a bloated corpse on due to all the salt he’s just shovelled down gullet. Or perhaps they would try and be down with the kids and dress like the local young team that they’re so afraid of which is why they’re always aw cosy by 7pm or by 9pm when Moria is trying to prove tattle wrong

 

[paperbackwriter89]

A postcast with Marion : 50 shades of flairing

 

[Rayne]

It’s the audacity that does it for me. Imagine having that face, hair and nose then having the cheek to show yourself on camera.

Paper bag ma lovely. Paper bag

I’m actually embarrassed on some other threads in case anyone thinks I am the person in my pic

 

[BespokeBiatch]

Next thread title needs to be

Cleaning with Mario - smell the halitosis

 

[Under_The_Influencer]

Sometimes I think I need to grow up a bit, stop going to so many nights out, stop getting pished like I was 21 and being less wild, having mature nights in with my pals. Then I look at Marion and Derek in their slippers at 7pm on a Saturday, just back from the bus trip to EK, cross-legged to hide their herringboners and cheers-ing their blue WKDs and I’m now frantically running about the hoose in the scud trying to find clothes for going out tonight…cos ma lovelies “yer a long time deid” and am nae where near fucking ready for weekend shopping trips to new town shopping centres and comfy slippers! Fuck that for a gay life!

 

[Rayne]

We’ve gone from a vinyl flair journae to a vinyl recored journae ma lovelies. Dusnae even have a recored player but he’s nae letting it stop him

 

[Rayne]

Live scenes in the bedsit

 

[TooFarScone]

He’ll be having a fit they’ve ruined his reveal

Quick someone DM them and ask for a pic of behind the kitchen door!

 

[Doodlebug71]

Thanks trolls I can't get the word Boaby outta my heed

As long as you keep it out of your mouth you'll be absolootly fine hen so aye

 

[Doingitforthegramhuns]

Of course she drinks blue WKD

 

[Badaboom]

Flairs, blah, blah. Oooo TRAIN!,

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

That's absolute genius someone needs to be Photoshopping a film poster for that. I can't as a don't have a Chromebook so aye

 

[Rayne]

Thread suggestion:

Cleaning with Mario #67 Had a mare with CarpetKerr unveiling his new flair

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Well ma lovelie, if av got your permission, a think this will be ma new profile pic

No permission needed ma lovelie

Thanks trolls I can't get the word Boaby outta my heed