Cleaning with Mario #66 Thinks he’s an Italian Stallion but looks more like a Marion

[MumSays]

Ma lovelie once you've finished your tour roon the wiki next stop has tae be the insta highlights. Personal favourites include for the laughs (the blind nikita dug is in there, you'll get tae know), my singing (fur pure utter cringe vibes) and boy wonder to get loads of content of the absolute wee ride Derek

Oh thank you ma lovelie. I’m gonnae save the highlights for Friday night as Mr MumSays is oot on a works do. Dinnae worry though I’ll be checking his boaby when he’s back, so aye.

Was also gonnae tret ma self to a wee blue WKD but forgot ahm picking him up afterwards...in a car I might add, nae McGills buses for ma man. Smell the wealth.

 

[Eeyore147]

Oh thank you ma lovelie. I’m gonnae save the highlights for Friday night as Mr MumSays is oot on a works do. Dinnae worry though I’ll be checking his boaby when he’s back, so aye.

Was also gonnae tret ma self to a wee blue WKD but forgot ahm picking him up afterwards...in a car I might add, nae McGills buses for ma man. Smell the wealth.

Just remember to pick him up afterwards! You will get lost down the rabbit hole of those highlights and completely loose track of time

 

[BespokeBiatch]

Next thread title needs to be

Cleaning with Mario - smell the halitosis

 

[Madge2022]

Ever since we discovered Deek's old Facebook account with his hetero status, I huv been getting Joe Exotic and John 'Gator' Finlay vibes from the pair of them.

John wasny the sharpest tool in the box either I think he's now married tae a woman so we'll have to watch this space

Marion, the tiger king of Seedyhill, who's Carole bleeping Baskin, Mrs H for no visiting him when she was in Glasgow? I'd watch that.

 

[Pandasnooks]

I can now smell his breath from every sighting of the minging bleep

 

[Johnnoijones]

Oh thank you ma lovelie. I’m gonnae save the highlights for Friday night as Mr MumSays is oot on a works do. Dinnae worry though I’ll be checking his boaby when he’s back, so aye.

Was also gonnae tret ma self to a wee blue WKD but forgot ahm picking him up afterwards...in a car I might add, nae McGills buses for ma man. Smell the wealth.

Never mind smelling your wealth. Get that boaby smelt. If it smells anything like Jo malone hand-wash you need to be asking him some questions

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

If only you could incorporate flairs/halitosis/boaby sniffing and Mario Exotic all in a title.

 

[Bubbledoggyyeah]

Can someone tell me where the boaby smelling thing came from? I definitely missed that but feel that there’s a good Marion story behind it

 

[Ratgrrl]

Hes very quiet today. I thought hes had all his teeth done up new so aye, so why does his breath whiff? Imagine paying for new gnashers then just let them rot? Also the wax melts must be to hide the smell of weed from Deek.

 

[Doodlebug71]

Rayn’s face! There can’t be many folk who can see their letterbox from their bed
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He could retrieve Dereks his klarna statement fae his bed hen so aye ma page ma rulez

 

[Babybail93]

Hes very quiet today. I thought hes had all his teeth done up new so aye, so why does his breath whiff? Imagine paying for new gnashers then just let them rot? Also the wax melts must be to hide the smell of weed from Deek.

He didnae pay fuh them hen. They were #gifted. Although the dentist didn’t throw in a hygienist fae free because in the after photies her teeth are still caked in orange plaque. So aye

 

[Badaboom]

Hes very quiet today. I thought hes had all his teeth done up new so aye, so why does his breath whiff? Imagine paying for new gnashers then just let them rot? Also the wax melts must be to hide the smell of weed from Deek.

I believe his gnashers were #gifted

He didnae pay fuh them hen. They were #gifted. Although the dentist didn’t throw in a hygienist fae free because in the after photies her teeth are still caked in orange plaque. So aye

Ooo snap!

 

[Ratgrrl]

oh I forgot they were gifted

 

[Rayne]

He didnae pay fuh them hen. They were #gifted. Although the dentist didn’t throw in a hygienist fae free because in the after photies her teeth are still caked in orange plaque. So aye

Never eating wotsits again thanks to @Blanche Hunt

 

[mammaof3]

Can someone tell me where the boaby smelling thing came from? I definitely missed that but feel that there’s a good Marion story behind it

It was used in thread 8 for the 1st time.

Cleaning with Mario #8 Cleaning with Marion McKnight

I know it’s shouldn’t but I get so stressed when he does a walk around video of the flat. There is just tit on tit on tit. boxes, with a throw ‘casually’ placed on them, with a tray on that and then flowers on that! Why man!? Is the new anti crease shite a new bedside table feature. Probably...

tattle.life

It is a Scottish word for the penis.

 

[Madge2022]

It was used in thread 8 for the 1st time.

Cleaning with Mario #8 Cleaning with Marion McKnight

I know it’s shouldn’t but I get so stressed when he does a walk around video of the flat. There is just tit on tit on tit. boxes, with a throw ‘casually’ placed on them, with a tray on that and then flowers on that! Why man!? Is the new anti crease shite a new bedside table feature. Probably...

tattle.life

It is a Scottish word for the penis.

Or barmen fae Still Game.

 

[Mum3boys]

What about Reeking with Mario , smell the breath, if you nose you nose

 

[Blanche Hunt]

Never eating wotsits again thanks to @Blanche Hunt

Ma weans like a packet and ah laugh and gag at the same time anaw

If only you could incorporate flairs/halitosis/boaby sniffing and Mario Exotic all in a title.
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Mario Exotic got a new flair/visit tae the dentist but the halitosis’ still there/sniffing boaby in case Deek liked tae share

 

[Sloppys]

Thread suggestion - Maz Exotic turning Deeks head, he’ll never have a back door and is he really Italian bred.

 

[Keera]

I hope deek gets left in peace to watch the game and have a wee chill n a smoke without princess peach mario screeching into his phone in the background for once