As if this wee tadger likes N-Dubz he’s such a wee clout chaser. Can you imagine this pair going to see them 
Moria sitting in the mermaid chair preparing herself with some overpriced out of date bronzer he pilfered fae the Debenhams days, peeling that pensioner goonie aff, removing his trotters from those fluffy slipper sandals and slipping the cheesy quaver taes into the plastic primark loafers then a wee spritz o Billie Eilish golden titty perfume for a wee bitta class. Derek in his best PlayStation T-shirt then both going wild and having a *gasp* Blue Wkd then hopping on the bus with the bespoke free passes. Perhaps a wee pit stop at that 
authentic Italian to load up on some carbs, carbs and carbs, Derek then having to roll Moria into the gig like Violet Beauregarde 🫐 on account of him swelling up like a bloated corpse on due to all the salt he’s just shovelled down gullet. Or perhaps they would try and be down with the kids and dress like the local young team that they’re so afraid of which is why they’re always aw cosy by 7pm or by 9pm when Moria is trying to prove tattle wrong 
Moria sitting in the mermaid chair preparing herself with some overpriced out of date bronzer he pilfered fae the Debenhams days, peeling that pensioner goonie aff, removing his trotters from those fluffy slipper sandals and slipping the cheesy quaver taes into the plastic primark loafers then a wee spritz o Billie Eilish golden titty perfume for a wee bitta class. Derek in his best PlayStation T-shirt then both going wild and having a *gasp* Blue Wkd then hopping on the bus with the bespoke free passes. Perhaps a wee pit stop at that authentic Italian to load up on some carbs, carbs and carbs, Derek then having to roll Moria into the gig like Violet Beauregarde 🫐 on account of him swelling up like a bloated corpse on due to all the salt he’s just shovelled down gullet. Or perhaps they would try and be down with the kids and dress like the local young team that they’re so afraid of which is why they’re always aw cosy by 7pm or by 9pm when Moria is trying to prove tattle wrong 
so aye
