Cleaning with mario - postcasts and halitosis galore, don’t tell me that’s another new floor?!
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I really should have been more marion tonight… I’m choked with the cauld feel like absolute dugshite and am up at 4:30 for work the morn I should have went to bed at 7:30 too 
Honestly, the Robin Galloway reactions have me cackling. Spot the central belt trolls So in honour…
Cleaning with Mario - Mario loves the boaby on a Saturday night
So in honour… Cleaning with Mario - Mario loves the boaby on a Saturday night
Is that you Hector? Fars the fashHonestly, the Robin Galloway reactions have me cackling. Spot the central belt trolls
Cleaning with Mario - Mario loves the boaby on a Saturday night
Thread suggestion Mario said he has no luck, all he does is buy in bulk and shout duck, duck, duck
Cleaning with Mario - more new flairs than head hairs, he’s “investing” his money…what will be the next journey?!
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Why doesn't Mario learn to drive? I know Derek took a lesson or two but is there any reason why Mario can't learn? Is it because they can't afford a car if one of them passes or is it that they would have nowhere to park a car if they had one?
I dont think I know any fellas that can't drive
I dont think I know any fellas that can't drive
He’s blind as tit ma loveliee I’m not sure the DVLA would support him using a motorised vehicle .. hope that helps and so forth x
He could park it outside but he come out to the windaes tanned and the tyres stolen!
His “content” has been sinking to new depths this week….that big deal wi febreeze must be hanging by a thread.
its probably cold in the penthoose ma lovelie cos mazda's spent aw a hes and deeks money in that small business B&M and now they cannae afford the heating. its mair than likely why hes takes to the bed at stupid o clock as well. its no that he wants to get aw cosy hes just trying to keep warum. so aye and so forth
He’s maybe going to bed early as it’s freezing in the living room since he’s had the flooring done. Probably regrets taking the carpet out, but obviously will never admit to that.
Nae content from him today apart from 10 minutes of moaning about being too tired for insta which is no his joab. And gutting his bedsit which is also no needed. I dunno how someone with no kids and part time joab is so shattered.
That shelf behind him, clinging on fae dear life
I’m not even going to say anything about that bleeping hairline, because at this point it’s too easy!
I’m not even going to say anything about that bleeping hairline, because at this point it’s too easy!
The bloody hoose coot, my nan used to have the exact same one in pink in the 80s.That shelf behind him, clinging on fae dear life
I’m not even going to say anything about that bleeping hairline, because at this point it’s too easy!
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Ah wouldn't open the window Marion, one breeze and that shelf will be plummeting to its death on the flair.
This is reality hen noo Harrods*That shelf behind him, clinging on fae dear life
I’m not even going to say anything about that bleeping hairline, because at this point it’s too easy!
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He cracks me up! A couple of weeks ago he was starting a boss witch journey- getting the laptop, filming “ads” and power points of his bedroom and now he’s sitting on his stories going “ah wiz like naw duck it ah need ma dae aff” Don’t think Hinch got those alpacas doing one post a day of her blinds with the day of the week on it and then saying I can’t be fucked doing insta the rest of the week
How taxing is it to film a haul of what you’ve bought? He literally just sits it all on his kitchen worktop and then says what he bought. I’m not sure why you’d be too tired to do that if you have aspirations of being an “influencer”
Don’t think Hinch got those alpacas doing one post a day of her blinds with the day of the week on it and then saying I can’t be fucked doing insta the rest of the week How taxing is it to film a haul of what you’ve bought? He literally just sits it all on his kitchen worktop and then says what he bought. I’m not sure why you’d be too tired to do that if you have aspirations of being an “influencer”
He never heard anything about the film Belfast, and doesn’t know if it done well? If that doesn’t prove what a sad, pathetic ‘life’ he leads I don’t know what does! What an absolute fanny!
Also all the unnecessary swearing…it’s not cool and it only makes you look an even bigger fanny! No one is laughing with you, but everyone is laughing at you! If I didn’t hate the wee moron, I’d feel sorry for him!
Also all the unnecessary swearing…it’s not cool and it only makes you look an even bigger fanny! No one is laughing with you, but everyone is laughing at you! If I didn’t hate the wee moron, I’d feel sorry for him!
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