Sat in the shell chair, in front of the buckling shelf, manking hoosecoat on, that hair, that face, fingering his stinking armpit.
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Couldnae take my eyes aff the buckled shelf! It’s the Jenga of crappy fragrances - which wan will be the downfall of the shelf 
Urgh he’s such a miserable little drain, moaning oan he’s knackered and has nae content. An no, we don’t wish there wae two of you, at all! One Maz is mare than enough
Urgh he’s such a miserable little drain, moaning oan he’s knackered and has nae content. An no, we don’t wish there wae two of you, at all! One Maz is mare than enough
That rambling swear nonsense this morning.
Why go on and on like that ? There is no way that he can be that exhausted that he needs to behave like that.
He treats himself ALL THE TIME. Shut up Marion, you fun sponge.
Why go on and on like that ? There is no way that he can be that exhausted that he needs to behave like that.
He treats himself ALL THE TIME. Shut up Marion, you fun sponge.
Someone on here yesterday called him a trollop and I can't stop laughing, I can't find it now but it's the perfect word for him.
He needs to see a doctor he's no well, he's been to bed early every night and he's still F-ing tired.
He needs to see a doctor he's no well, he's been to bed early every night and he's still F-ing tired.
It’s his diet, no vitamins, the absolute cretin
I came to say the same thing about the film Belfast. Has he been living under a bleeping rock?!?
The way he was saying he couldn’t talk about his job, dude, you literally flick a feather duster around for half an hour a day. What’s there to talk about
Marion modelling her latest bonmarche twinset
Ah yes that small independent film Belfast that no one will have heard off until Saint Marion mentioned it.
Guess the golden globes and Oscar’s and other awards it won were just imaginary then..
Guess the golden globes and Oscar’s and other awards it won were just imaginary then..
He looks like he's got saggy tits.
This bleep is acting like he’s discovered Belfast. Doesn’t know if it done well, it won an Oscar fs. He’s been hiding in the bumming fort for too long.
Me when I log oan the app and see the dots of doom and the sheer content and utter memes that will be coming
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For goodness sake please get something hydrating on those lips
Mario finding that little known film “Belfast”. If ye don’t know get tae know 
The ad that came up after watchin his shite has killed me lol
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Thread suggestion - rotten health and buckled shelf - smell the wealth
A don’t know about you lovely lot, but if Mr UtterlyBespoke is working at the weekend am no definitely not wasting ma weekend away in bed. Am mop kicking those slippers aff and having some much needed time with my family and/or friends. Does he really rely on Derek to have ‘plans’ (al use that lightly cos I don’t count a walk roon b&m and dinner at castlevecchi plans) cos he has no friends of his own??
What a sad little life Marion x
What a sad little life Marion x
Blonde fisting in bumming fort number 2 this morning ma lovelies, so aye….
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