Cleaning with Mario #66 Thinks he’s an Italian Stallion but looks more like a Marion

[Mum3boys]

Ma stenchful breath, ma rules , youse aw know the drill

 

[Hyacinthsquash]

Ooo hens I can’t believe Marion’s honking gob is the talk of the town in wee paisley now the wax melt obsession makes sense..

 

[menopausalmargrit]

I used to work with a girl that had really bad halitosis and the smell would honestly knock you on your arse. You would always know what meeting room she had been in last because it smelt like pure dug shite.

 

[Babybail93]

I used to work with a girl that had really bad halitosis and the smell would honestly knock you on your arse. You would always know what meeting room she had been in last because it smelt like pure dug shite.

I sat next to a girl at school and her breath smelt like mouldy chicken burgers. It was awful!

I wonder what Mario’s smells like? Pure decay underneath them plastic caps

 

[Poptart]

I can see why he stopped wearing masks. He'll have been gassing himself.

 

[Rayne]

All this halitosis chat is giving me a new found respect for ole Alan

Nae respect fur ole Alan from me hen, he bought this mess on himself quite literally

 

[Dawn Dayn]

As I've said a million times, Mario is a mouth breather, it's why his lips are dry and cracked, his mouth will be dry too, it's why he's got bad breath. Needs to breath through his nose, yes mario, nose.

 

[Mum3boys]

As I've said a million times, Mario is a mouth breather, it's why his lips are dry and cracked, his mouth will be dry too, it's why he's got bad breath. Needs to breath through his nose, yes mario, nose.

If you nose , you nose, so aye

 

[paperbackwriter89]

And if you don’t nose, get tae nose

 

[orangeboom]

I think you need tae get in yer laines and stop blaming oor Alan for the death breath. I got tae know myself and realised the smell is coming fae the deed animals trapped in the mile long void in his hooter get.tae.nose

 

[Laura VanderBooben]

You can smell the stench ma lovelies, nae debates.
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LOL wonder if goblin breath singed off his own eyebrows from the halitosis

 

[Madge2022]

If you nose , you nose, so aye

Stop it, clutching ma beak at that

 

[IsaHen]

Is Alan the mystery halitosis confirming messenger?

 

[Rayne]

Is Alan the mystery halitosis confirming messenger?

There appears to be multiple alleged messengers so I think it’s Alan, his dental nurse, the receptionist, not the hygienist though cos he’s clearly never seen one of them

 

[Abce3456]

No wonder seedhill is always stinking of tit, should be named shitehill

 

[Doingitforthegramhuns]

Why does this bleep speak like this!

 

[Eeyore147]

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Why does this bleep speak like this!

Wtf is ‘washings’ is that the same as washing or laundry how the hell did he complete a job application form

 

[Blanche Hunt]

So ma lovelies, am following a wee recipe fur ma dinner and ah cannae believe that step wan is tae broon ma mince. Ah screwed ma wee face up like am at a spice girls concert. Ah need tae message the cook and correct them that it’s boiled mince surely.

 

[Babybail93]

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Why does this bleep speak like this!

This gives me pure rage it’s bad enough hearing him speak like it, let alone reading it. bleep

 

[Blanche Hunt]

This gives me pure rage it’s bad enough hearing him speak like it, let alone reading it. bleep

Ah’ll see masel oot ma lovelie *slinks away quietly*