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Cleaning with Mario #65 Using so much Febreze he’s making the other residents of Paisley Towers wheeze#AD
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Why does he insist on showing us his wee spindly legs and feet pounding the mean streets of paisley? Give me motion sickness
Lmao it’s the umbrella at the side that is sending me 
Imagine being treatit to seeing him swanning down Seedhill with his bright red bag, umbrella under arm, sleeping bag coat and ladies leggings
Imagine being treatit to seeing him swanning down Seedhill with his bright red bag, umbrella under arm, sleeping bag coat and ladies leggings
Right so now he's seen us on here ripping the pish out him so he's backtracking.
Just a wee lesson for later when you're catching up after your 45 minute shift Marion hen, decaf still contains caffeine, it's just less caffeine than standard coffee. Chocolate, tea, even some chewing gums contain caffeine. Your cups of tea, your wee decaf coffees, your bespoke velveteen hot chocolates, all of them have caffeine in them. Stop kidding on you're rattling because of the caffeine and admit you were up all night catching up with us
Just a wee lesson for later when you're catching up after your 45 minute shift Marion hen, decaf still contains caffeine, it's just less caffeine than standard coffee. Chocolate, tea, even some chewing gums contain caffeine. Your cups of tea, your wee decaf coffees, your bespoke velveteen hot chocolates, all of them have caffeine in them. Stop kidding on you're rattling because of the caffeine and admit you were up all night catching up with us
Is that oor Marion on yer profile pic ma loverlie, for a second ah fought it wiz the Scooter singer. Need tae get ma Kerry Katona's checked ah fink.
Paisley version of Mary Poppins, he'd be febrezing the weans doon and making them Starbucks wi ice cream sauce.Lmao it’s the umbrella at the side that is sending me
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Imagine being treatit to seeing him swanning down Seedhill with his bright red bag, umbrella under arm, sleeping bag coat and ladies leggings
We urnae that lucky ma loverlie, onyway wan o his sharts and they'd bring him straight back. Can we close earth borders that day n they kin keep him?
Am just no believin’ that one single cup of coffee has kept him awake aw night and caused stomach churning anxiety the next day?
Why’s he such a little witch? Get a bleeping grip you wee wank stain
Absolutely deed at his umbrella and plastic bag tae, reminds me of ma bespoke Jane Norman bag I used to take my PE kit in to school
Why’s he such a little witch? Get a bleeping grip you wee wank stain
Absolutely deed at his umbrella and plastic bag tae, reminds me of ma bespoke Jane Norman bag I used to take my PE kit in to school
Why is he dressed for winter, 13-14c in Paisley today. YES I ADDED PAISLEY TO THE WEATHER APP it chose me though.
So why is the wee scrotum drinking coffee - what he thinks is decaf - when he hates it?
Previously in the world of Mario.
Today...
Previously in the world of Mario.
Today...
Was just about to come on here to say why is he out in his big coat. It’s warm today (for Scotland) if a bit overcast. He’s a walloper
I'm guessing the coffee has given him the shits, hence him walking along like hes tena lady is about to fall aff. nae debates
Ma lovelies am falling asleep at ma desk the day AND am riddled wi anxiety thinking aboot ma bedroom shelves, a bought a new fragrance in the scent "defo fur teenage lassies, no middle aged men" an am up to high doh cos they shelves were braced fur collapse awready so duck knows if that bottle wae the tits is a step too far. Whit am a goin home tae!
Anyway ma lovelies, am away to make a cup of decaf coffee in the strength "rocket fuel"
Anyway ma lovelies, am away to make a cup of decaf coffee in the strength "rocket fuel"
Aye don’t you worry about the shelf ready to buckle, it’s just real life and real life is no insta and insta is no your joab.
Sung in the bespoke tune of Pretty Woman 
Decaf Mazza mincing down the street.
Decaf Mazza the type you’d hate tae meet.
Decaf Mazza we don’t believe you, you’re no the truth.
Nae one could lie as much as you.
Shart Card”
Decaf Mazza mincing down the street.
Decaf Mazza the type you’d hate tae meet.
Decaf Mazza we don’t believe you, you’re no the truth.
Nae one could lie as much as you.
Shart Card”
Absolute twit! I don’t like coffee and I don’t drink ANY form of it EVER. That’s what not liking something is Mario!!
He doesn’t like coffee but drinks certain Starbucks ones and has coffee pods at home
Make it make sense 
I think his wee carrier bag has a hole in it, he's dropping litter all over the place and so forth, the bleeping womble.
*Made not on a chromebook. So aye.
*Made not on a chromebook. So aye.
God forbid anything remotely stressful happened to him. He wouldn't know how to cope. bleeping coffee causing anxiety 
duck off Maz, go take your face for a tit
duck off Maz, go take your face for a titMy cousin is mad about Deek. He's sick of Grindr etc but lives in a very rural part of Ireland so I'm not sure Deek would last long. But hey if your reading this Deek the offers open!!
Mind you’ll no sleep the night ma lovelie with all that decaf coffee yer having. Nae debates
Can we go on wee matchmaking jurnee? Imagine Maz turfed out oan the street with his wax melts and perfumes in bags fae life.
He is Juliet Bravo, didn’t you know hen? Best you get to knowWhy is he posting stories of him walking, it's reminding me of the start of The Bill. Is it mandatory if you work for the polis?
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