Cleaning with Mario #65 Using so much Febreze he’s making the other residents of Paisley Towers wheeze#AD

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He’s effing and jeffing about social media trolls now ma lovelies. Thought it was aimed at us but nae its not, he’s white knighting for Kim kardashian
Ur ye sure he's no talking aboot him, since he's the Scoattish Kim Kardashian? Has he tagged Kim in saying to contact him fur advice oan getting nusty take stay in their ain lane?
 
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Well, well, well this just proves what a two faced little witch Marion is. Remember the other day he was bragging about knowing Jamie Genevieve (or genavee as numb nuts called her) saying you couldn’t meet a nicer lassie and she deserves the success she had? I was Googling the name of the piercing brand she uses and this tattle thread popped up. Such a fake little dick 😂
Rant/comma incoming 😂
 
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Ooo ma lovelies. What a treat. Just waiting to finish my 13 hr shift and I’ll be off home to get all cosy, with cris and joos, and listen to his ramblings. Tons a love 😘😘
 
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He's losing his marbles. He doesn't remember he doesn't like coffee, or that his favourite dinner is Bolognese, he thinks ham salad is Scottish and decaf will keep him awake. Derek needs to be looking for a bespoke care home ASAP
 
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Why is he so aggressive with all the swearing? He says he has been thinking about the dress ‘for days’ for DAYS? and he thinks it’s other people that have a problem 😂
 
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bleeping hell. Who’s lit her tampon string the night oan behalf o Kim K?
 
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He’s effing and jeffing about social media trolls now ma lovelies. Thought it was aimed at us but nae its not, he’s white knighting for Kim kardashian
And “her pEaR sistuuuur Kylehhhh”
 
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All am goanna say ma luvlies, cus yis don’t want me screaming fae the rooftops and goin oan and oan.

They whole dots of death are in the scent ‘ironic’. Marion wouldnae know the phrase if it took his beak aff, so aye.

But aye, that’s me away back in ma ain lane! Yis know what this app is like!
 
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Aye am sure Marilyn Monroe will be up there in heaven thanking Kim Kardashian fur making her relevant again. Ah’d almost completely forgotten who the wumin wis, it’s been days since ah’d seen or heard aboot her.
 
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Does he ever come on stories without a filter anymore!? Can’t remember what his actual face looks like, the honkin troll that he is.

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He's losing his marbles. He doesn't remember he doesn't like coffee, or that his favourite dinner is Bolognese, he thinks ham salad is Scottish and decaf will keep him awake. Derek needs to be looking for a bespoke care home ASAP
Mebbes Deek is trying tae make him confused so Marion canni find his way hame wan day fae wurk. Sorry Deek but wi Marion's beak he will be able to sniff oot the Seedyhill Febreze, wax melts and diffusers, n his ain shart skids fae Edinburgh bespoke Primark.

Does he ever come on stories without a filter anymore!? Can’t remember what his actual face looks like, the honkin troll that he is.

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No' only is he the Scoattish Kim K and Madonna he's also Pee Wee Herman
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Is he expecting a bespoke visit from Kim K after he’s crawled up her ass this evening. Surely nobody is stupid enough to think people are moaning about the dress/Marilyn Monroe.. it’s the fact she starved herself to fit into it Maz. What kind of example does that set to the millions of people that look up to her. But aye, don’t let your brain cell rattle too hard trying to get round that. Tonsa love 💋
 
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