Cleaning with Mario #65 Using so much Febreze he’s making the other residents of Paisley Towers wheeze#AD

[Under_The_Influencer]

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

She may be oan a comma fae the weekend ma lovelies, but all hope is not lost.

The last time he was aff this app he got papped in the wild with the now infamous Shart Card.

Let’s hope for another!

Aww my lovelie, he was indeed papped in the wild, you got your wish, so aye.
The shart card wasn't flashed in time.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

I couldn't help but wonder... did anyone get tae know, and if they didn't know, they should get tae know.

 

[orangeboom]

 

[Doingitforthegramhuns]

Was minding ma own business in Tesco doing the weekly shop when higher love came on. Well ma lovelies, it was all I could do to stop maself abandoning ma trolly and mop kicking ma way down the cleaning aisle

 

[mammaof3]

I found this ma lovelie

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Shall I spend my bank holiday weekend time wisely and read Marion's threads from the very beginning, he could be my specialist subject on Mastermind

here you go my lovelie. Nae get back in ya oon lane. x

 

[GiftedNotFree]

Is Derek a lot younger than mario? He looks it. I mean is he even gay? How did they meet? Someone on her must have some tea on the whole situation?

Derek is younger but only by 3/4 years. They met online - Derek made the first move on Maz apparently Mario promptly moved into Derek’s place and Derek still doesn’t know what the fuck is going on.

 

[Cagayu]

i knew I recognised him from somewhere….

 

[Seonag]

Derek ain’t sleeping . He’s just contemplating life and how he’s stuck with that arsehole

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Marion all ready for a night in the bumming fort with wee Deek. Time to get all cozy, so aye. Happy Bank Holiday the day, so aye. I'm fine... absolootley fine.

 

[orangeboom]

From the bespoke archives. Treatit maself.
Oh the irony Marion.
Imagine using an app like a diary. Nae 1 wants to know you’ve sharted the sheets again, yet here we are.

Shocking to use that app like a diary..
M O N D A Y- we move
T U E S D A Y- we boil mince
W E D N E S D A Y- knackered. Fillum and early night
T H U R S D A Y- we move further
F R I D A Y- shit ma pants
S A T U R D A Y- flounce around Beirut
S U N D A Y- af ti Krystal chandeliers fae boiled apricots

 

[orangeboom]

Main course- spiced sole of shoe covered in bowel overflow
Dessert- the main course shat out.
Nae debates

Mario McKnight- talks 1% Italian and 99% shite

 

[menopausalmargrit]

I love the Kardashians as much as the next gay but I wouldn’t refer to any of them as an icon. Maybe if Kim done anal in her sex tape then maybe but she didn’t so…

 

[Chez300]

Whet??

decaf means…. Nevermind

 

[Shrekssister]

Whys he saying Derek would be targeted? No one here's got a bad word to say about the wee ride.

I bet you Derek's haul would be a kwenchy cup box,a beano annual and a penny chew mix. If you don't know get tae know

 

[GiftedNotFree]

Lmao it’s the umbrella at the side that is sending me

Imagine being treatit to seeing him swanning down Seedhill with his bright red bag, umbrella under arm, sleeping bag coat and ladies leggings

 

[Madge2022]

I tried to see if it was on Wiki, I’m absolutely dying reading it! Like I’m legit typing this through tears
I’m sure someone else better will come along and find it for you ma lovelie

I found this ma lovelie

Shall I spend my bank holiday weekend time wisely and read Marion's threads from the very beginning, he could be my specialist subject on Mastermind

 

[Blanche Hunt]

Cleaning with Marion - The Young Marion

*phone rings*

Wee Sadie: Hello?

HT: Mrs McKnight?

Wee Sadie: *posh voice* Yes, this is she.

HT: It’s Mr Barlow, Head Teacher at Ardrossan Academy. How are you?

Wee Sadie: *normal voice* aw aye am fine. Whits wrang noo?

HT: Well, Mrs McKnight it’s Mario. There’s been another incident.

Wee Sadie: *sighs* Whits the wee shite done now?

HT: well Mrs McKnight, we need to add pencils to the list of items that Mario is no longer allowed to use.

Wee Sadie: *shocked* Pencils Mr Barlow? Oh christ, hus he stabbed someboady? *shouts tae Mario’s dad standing at the back of the room* THE WEE BASTARDS STABBED SOMEBAOADY! HURRY UP AND GET THE CAR!

HT: MRS MCKNIGHT, NO NO! PLEASE LET ME EXPLAIN.

Wee Sadie: *talking to Mario’s dad* ah cannae take much mair ah this wee shite tae be honest, can we no send him tae yer sisters?

HT: Mrs McKnight? Mario pushed a pencil up his nose to see how far it would go. The hospital seem quite concerned that he has caused some damage so are sending him for neurological tests. Mrs Cropper is with him at the minute but could you and Mr McKnight make your way up to collect him?

Wee Sadie: *muffling laughter* aye of course *shouting to Mr McKnight *he’s et the hospital, they’ve sent him fur brain scans tae see if he’s caused any damage wae a pencil *roaring laughter in the background* *male voice* they’ll take a while luking fur wan *more laughter*

HT: Mrs McKnight, this is seriously going to affect his education. We can’t allow him to use the computers as he stuck his fingers in the electrical sockets and now he can’t use pencils. We are running out of options with him.

Wee Sadie: aye ah ken, his hair hus never sat the same since he electrocuted himsel. *talking to Mario’s dad again* ah don’t want the wee basturd here aw day, ah couldnae cope wae him* Mr Barlow, can you do dae anything, he needs tae learn something.

HT: well, one of the cleaners is sick. We could give him a duster?

And that ma lovelies is how we got oor illiterate wee hedgehog Marion

 

[Rayne]

Thread suggestion

Cleaning with Mario #66 Thinks he’s an Italian Stallion but looks more like a Marion

 

[paperbackwriter89]

Sung in the bespoke tune of Pretty Woman
Decaf Mazza mincing down the street.
Decaf Mazza the type you’d hate tae meet.
Decaf Mazza we don’t believe you, you’re no the truth.
Nae one could lie as much as you.

Shart Card”