Cleaning with Mario #65 Using so much Febreze he’s making the other residents of Paisley Towers wheeze#AD

[ferretmcferret]

Why is Marion’s cheapshite spray half empty? He’s no getting his £1 worth Ma lovelies

 

[nosy-nora]

The bit above the tiles too need a good scrub with the pink stuff.

 

[Dawn Dayn]

That stinking bastard hoosecoat, I want to burn it. Its too small ffs
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He's got too big for it ma lovelie.

 

[GiftedNotFree]

My favourite wee bit of that tour ma lovelies was the slow mo panning over the bespoke black mould in the shart chamber

My favourite is the bespoke council issue non mixer taps w the Jo Malone in between utter wealth

 

[Cinpab]

My favourite is the bespoke council issue non mixer taps w the Jo Malone in between utter wealth

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All that black grime in the overflow

 

[lauhlauhlauh]

Why is he buying MORE cushion covers?! What the fff does he do to them for them to be replaced weekly?!

 

[ReginaPhalange9292]

Raging he's using Biggie Smalls as his soundtrack to that shite. That is all. Back in my own lane I go.

 

[coffeeislife21]

Why is he buying MORE cushion covers?! What the fff does he do to them for them to be replaced weekly?!

Using them to wipe in the bumming fort my lovlie x

 

[windupmerchant]

Offs! He’s bought some sort of contraption to tie wee Deek’s hands up so he canny laptop it anymore, cos he isn’t paying Marion enough attention

**edit** oh its another pointless dust collector ornament - back in ma laine ma lovies

 

[Sloppys]

So he’s been off his phone all weekend but he’s been filming and then editing the content on his laptop? No rest for our wee Maz.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

My favourite wee bit of that tour ma lovelies was the slow mo panning over the bespoke black mould in the shart chamber

What's them candle sticks all about? Does he light them to have a quick swill in the shower, with his bins. You just know he doesn't wash tidy.

 

[Babybail93]

Offs! He’s bought some sort of contraption to tie wee Deek’s hands up so he canny laptop it anymore, cos he isn’t paying Marion enough attention

I thought it looked like a cock ring. So aye

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

My favourite is the bespoke council issue non mixer taps w the Jo Malone in between utter wealth

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Is that a phone wire coming through the bathroom window?

 

[Blanche Hunt]

My god, whit opulence. He’s goat Jo Malone hand wash sitting in his shite cabin. Such luxury. Jist ignore the black mould, cooncil taps, shite stained toilet bowl and lingering odour ah eau de merde.

 

[Mum3boys]

The bit above the tiles too need a good scrub with the pink stuff.

I notice this greasy eye sore too ma lovelie, I’m pure affronted at the sight of it. But practice makes ok, so we move and get this day and so forth.

 

[Blanche Hunt]

What's them candle sticks all about? Does he light them to have a quick swill in the shower, with his bins. You just know he doesn't wash tidy.
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Did you edit the duck brows tae match oor Mazdas or is that jist coincidence ma lovelie?

 

[nosy-nora]

Is that a phone wire coming through the bathroom window?

Hahaha beady eye!! I never even noticed that. It certainly looks like it.

 

[Mum3boys]

All that black grime in the overflow

Ma lovelie, that’s no grime, that’s for when oor Mario has to make a dash for the sink , have you no seen bridesmaids ?? If you don’t know you need to get ya know!!

My god, whit opulence. He’s goat Jo Malone hand wash sitting in his shite cabin. Such luxury. Jist ignore the black mould, cooncil taps, shite stained toilet bowl and lingering odour ah eau de merde.

All I can describe it as is wealth, just a pure wealthy smell

 

[Spottydog]

Another duvet cover and cushion covers jeez how many does he need and didn't he post loads saying he doesn't like vanilla or did I make that up ?

 

[Rayne]

Derk will be locking himself in the bog the night