Aww I can imagine them bringing a garden of Eden vibe to Beirut, oor Mariah with leaves covering her bits and bobs and deek in his loincloth giving his beloved a wee poisoned apple while she’s enjoying some me time on the rattan
Me too! I love this thread cause it’s funny. And I love wee rayn xxI really really love this thread it’s light relief after being on ones like Marcus mitchell and Kate hayes I have a wee soft spot for mario n his lunacy Xxx
As if he could fit it in any of these drawers with all the tit he’s got in them!Wondering what drawer he’s put his phone in? the kitchen drawer or the vanity area/girl boss office drawer? He’s no many drawer options. Nae debates
He’d cause a sharting epidemic across Paisley if anyone had a go at his cuisineAh wunnir if Mario has been busy cos he set up a wee stand at the local food & drink festival showcasing his Starbucks drinks, boiled mince & stovies!
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Today’s special a Grande watermelon hot chocolate mocha frappuchino in the scent cotton freshAh wunnir if Mario has been busy cos he set up a wee stand at the local food & drink festival showcasing his Starbucks drinks, boiled mince & stovies!
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I hope we’re treated to a video of them trying to get it up the stairs of paisley towers first.. to me to you.. chuckle brothers stylie
Aww my lovelie, he was indeed papped in the wild, you got your wish, so aye.She may be oan a comma fae the weekend ma lovelies, but all hope is not lost.
The last time he was aff this app he got papped in the wild with the now infamous Shart Card.
Let’s hope for another!
Have you seen on Tic Tic about the Porta Potty influencers in Dubai? I’ll bet there isn’t enough money in the world fae wan o tham tae be Marion’s PottyAww my lovelie, he was indeed papped in the wild, you got your wish, so aye.
The shart card wasn't flashed in time.
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Omg STOP I saw that on Twitter yesterday and I had finally managed to forget aboot itHave you seen on Tic Tic about the Porta Potty influencers in Dubai? I’ll bet there isn’t enough money in the world fae wan o tham tae be Marion’s Potty
Rumour has it that wee Deek isn't allowed his own social media accounts anymore cause Marion doesn't like him talking to other peopledo we think marion is blackmailing deek? a truly can’t understand why he’s putting up with the wee twit for any other reason
Hi @chickenlittle007 xxRumour has it that wee Deek isn't allowed his own social media accounts anymore cause Marion doesn't like him talking to other people
This isn’t a dereks sister 2.0 situation on here again is it
Little bleeping baldy heed! I love Lana Del Rey! Ruining her fae mae oan this dayn o dawn! So aye!He’s on a comedown though with his choice of song “summertime sadness” lmao
Ah've missed him, give me Mario over Manky Hinch and Miss Greedychops any day. Please don't report me to admin ma loverliesHis coma break lasted long
They’re aw cunts xAh've missed him, give me Mario over Manky Hinch and Miss Greedychops any day. Please don't report me to admin ma loverlies
Aww my lovelie, he was indeed papped in the wild, you got your wish, so aye.
The shart card wasn't flashed in time.
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The tears are blinnin me whilst also being mentally traumatised anaw.Have you seen on Tic Tic about the Porta Potty influencers in Dubai? I’ll bet there isn’t enough money in the world fae wan o tham tae be Marion’s Potty