I treated myself to an early phone upgrade (in the scent Samsung) and I get a free Google chrome book. I am going on a laptop journey my lovelies!!!!
Cleaning with Mario #65 Using so much Febreze he’s making the other residents of Paisley Towers wheeze#AD
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Imagine being 38 years old and proudly admitting to 140k+ people that you’ve finally become an adult at 38 years old…
Now I dunno if it’s my wee kerry Katonas playing tricks on me but how has he changed and grown over 4 years 
still in same bedsit 
Still spunking money on tat Still has no front and back door Still no holidays . He well and truly missed the mark with his insta page, he could’ve made thousands after hinch gave him all them followers, possibly even enough to have a wee 2 bed mortgage free in the bespoke town of paisley.. swerving back inta ma Laine now 
still in same bedsit Still spunking money on tat Still has no front and back door Still no holidays . He well and truly missed the mark with his insta page, he could’ve made thousands after hinch gave him all them followers, possibly even enough to have a wee 2 bed mortgage free in the bespoke town of paisley.. swerving back inta ma Laine now 
Pleeeaaaaaess do an ad in the style of mario.
Wan bottle for his three haired flat heed ma lovelie and 2 bottles for downstairs makes the merkin aw silky before tha bespoke movie nightsJust doing some browsing and this made me crease, why has someone with 3 hairs on their head got 3 bottles of Olaplex?
Am definitely jealous. I got free ear buds last month, only I can never keep corded earphones in, so too scared to use and lose. Now I do have a 2in1 laptop (smell the wealth), but I feel like a second one would benefit me so that I could watch Netflix on it in front of a TV when I'm writing on the other or browse social media and do bad voiceovers.
I just had a thought ma lovelies - What’s going to happen to his industrial sized crapet cleaner machine now when the living room floor gets its laminate makeover! Surely he won’t keep it for that tiny square of carpet in the bedroom?? 
also, what happened to that robot hoover his brother gave him ages ago?? Seen once and never spoke of again???? Where does all this tat go……… Also! Just to add, most of the ‘improvements’ made in Dereks flat have been gifted from small businesses and not earned through hard work (i.e bed, shell chair, couches, console tables, tapas table, lighting fixtures etc) perhaps the only thing actually paid for was the flooring and media wall……
also, what happened to that robot hoover his brother gave him ages ago?? Seen once and never spoke of again???? Where does all this tat go……… Also! Just to add, most of the ‘improvements’ made in Dereks flat have been gifted from small businesses and not earned through hard work (i.e bed, shell chair, couches, console tables, tapas table, lighting fixtures etc) perhaps the only thing actually paid for was the flooring and media wall……
I just had a thought ma lovelies - What’s going to happen to his industrial sized crapet cleaner machine now when the living room floor gets its laminate makeover! Surely he won’t keep it for that tiny square of carpet in the bedroom??
You’ve just reminded him ma lovely, give it a few days and he’ll have it on fb to sell cos he no longer needs it!
He has paid for decoring journies ma lovelie . Many many times . Hunners a months ago . And so forth . If you don’t know, get to know . He’s built that flat from the groon upwards ,and it’s made oor Mario taller in the processI just had a thought ma lovelies - What’s going to happen to his industrial sized crapet cleaner machine now when the living room floor gets its laminate makeover! Surely he won’t keep it for that tiny square of carpet in the bedroom??
I’m calling a “debt consolidation/IVA” jurney in 2023. You read it here first
Whoever gets that flat next will be getting a goldmine. So aye. They’ve spend thoosands oan it. THOOSANDS!!He has paid for decoring journies ma lovelie . Many many times . Hunners a months ago . And so forth . If you don’t know, get to know . He’s built that flat from the groon upwards ,and it’s made oor Mario taller in the process
(Noboady else will be getting that flat hen, you’re stuck there forever!)
They’ll just be walking right in to it hen, like an elephant or possibly a dug, so aye
I plan to do the exact same. Tattle is no my job but I plan to make it ma job
That blind nikita is definitely strolling right into it!They’ll just be walking right in to it hen, like an elephant or possibly a dug, so aye
Right someone tell me the correct council rules... if u rent aff them, ure up the stairs... is there no a law about havin to have carpet in living areas?
He might need permission for that laptop too if he's planning to make money out of voiceovers and 'cleaning' for someone else...
Must get my pal to check his tenancy file when I'm bac at work 
Make sure they search under Derek’s name ma lovelie! As we know, Mario will not be listed anywhere. Wee hole.Must get my pal to check his tenancy file when I'm bac at work
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