Cleaning with Mario #65 Using so much Febreze he’s making the other residents of Paisley Towers wheeze#AD

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Became more of an adult 4 years ago?!. Mario, incase you need a reminder you're nearly 40, so you were, or should have been acting like an adult long before then.

See, this is how you earned the name manchild, because you act like a silly teenager 🤨 Grow up you fool!.
 
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'became an adult' and 'built me more taller', shame he didn't become modest with it because he's still an arrogant toad
 
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Still copying others for content maz….rendall spouting about her achievements yesterday then lo n behold the fresh prince just happens to look back over the past 4 year and sees his changes/achievements albeit small…clearly different to what we see hen!!!!
 
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Must've been assessing his personal growth wearing rose coloured glasses over his Kerry Katonas. Only obvious changes are surface level - teeth, brows, wallpaper and "chesterfields" etc
 
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Is the new crapet going down today? In any case neighbours hate him anyway!!
 
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No sure a bunch o junkies down below are even awake to get bothered by Maz in the penthoose upstairs. Mincing around and kicking aff his slippers. Mop kicking his way intae midweek, ready for the weekend, to do absolutely nothing. Again.
 
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It'll only start to affect credit score from the end of next year so Marion has a while left to go on his excessive debt jurnee
 
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Imagine the bailiffs rocking up at Casa Bespoke and all there is to repossess is a chrome book, a Dyson hairdryer, a Tesco telly and his hoard of Primark bedding and cushion covers
Maybe they’ll rip the falbon off the kitchen counter just for good measure too.
 
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Imagine the bailiffs rocking up at Casa Bespoke and all there is to repossess is a chrome book, a Dyson hairdryer, a Tesco telly and his hoard of Primark bedding and cushion covers
Don’t forget the shell chair too, our little Ariel designed bedpokely herself 🧜🏻‍♀️ 🐚
 
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I’m sure your neighbours hate you every hour of the god given day…..

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'became an adult' and 'built me more taller', shame he didn't become modest with it because he's still an arrogant toad
Or more literate!
 
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Well I doubt they are putting effort into lifting that hideous bed, chair or any mirrors, they'd get nothing for it! Maybe they'll take the herringbone and the velvetiser 🤣🤣
 
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Hahahahaah.

1. Yous welcome for the inspo @chickenlittle007
2. Ego maniac
3. Was yesterday Wednesday when he watched the highlights or is today Wednesday 🥲

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Unless he was 14 four years ago how the feck has he became more of an adult? And I thought it wiz a fillum last night, even though his bespoke bedroom tele had football on and a wee early nite cos his lifestyle of rich and famous is pure exhausting?

Whit adult dae you ken rushing oot tae buy Billie Eilish perfume?
A fud.
 
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Imagine the bailiffs rocking up at Casa Bespoke and all there is to repossess is a chrome book, a Dyson hairdryer, a Tesco telly and his hoard of Primark bedding and cushion covers
And don’t forget the out of date Jo Malone hand wash that wee Deek cannae use as it’s only for guests (so never gets used). Thing must be growing a cure for covid in it
 
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And don’t forget the out of date Jo Malone hand wash that wee Deek cannae use as it’s only for guests (so never gets used). Thing must be growing a cure for covid in it
Wee Marion is the Scoattish Chris Witty, stauning there next tae Sturgeon, next slide please oan ma bespoke laptoap.
 
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