Cleaning with Mario #64 Sharting with Mario - por favor

[paperbackwriter89]

VIP Glasto shart card. DEAD.
‘I’d give it ten minutes hen’ - emerging from the porta loo clutching her diamanté febreeze bottle

 

[sammien89]

Imagine wee deek at the spice girls concert with his shades and suit and trainers, swinging it

 

[Cinpab]

I’m climbing the walls, I don’t know what to do, I’ve got a diary full of work but I don’t know what day it is. Mario where are you?

 

[sammien89]

Imagine wee deek at the spice girls concert with his shades and suit and trainers, swinging it

"stop right now thank you very much" doing hand actions

 

[paperbackwriter89]

Marion, stop right now thank-you very much,
strangler fingers on everything thing you touch,
Flash the shart card to the toilet as you run,
Set up the bumming fort deek, let’s have some fun

 

[Abce3456]

Imagine the review once he was home…”it just wisney for me ma lovlies, too many people, too cald and too much mud”

 

[Madge2022]

"stop right now thank you very much" doing hand actions

With a union jack dress oan

Deek can wear his sash fae the orange walk

 

[other things online]

Imagine the review once he was home…”it just wisney for me ma lovlies, too many people, too cald and too much mud”

I got tickets a few years go smell the luck and wealth it was amazing but bleeping hard work, plus it was like 30 degrees each day. he’d be so crabbit, I am here for the mario at glasto jurney ..

 

[Blanche Hunt]

Marion and ‘the lassies’ having a gid time at Glasto wae wan Mumosa and wan ah they drinks atween them

 

[Rayne]

I suppose if he did go to Glastonbury he’s used to being surrounded by druggies

 

[IsaHen]

I suppose if he did go to Glastonbury he’s used to being surrounded by druggies

They'd probably be tame compared to the krays living next door and dog tit flinging Dave downstairs

 

[Sloppys]

This thread Youse a bleeping funny ma lovelies.

 

[SleepyCatLady]

Does Glastonbury do Klarna?

Ma thoughts exactly, ma luvlie.

Never mind the bands, I’d have my deckchair set up to sit and watch him try and navigate the portaloo queue with his shartcard

 

[GiftedNotFree]

When he gets back from his Glasto journey and returns to the bedsit: “a met so many a yous amazing lovelies!!!! so, so many!!” *creates made up stories about how he’d been told he’d helped his lovlies come out / wear their shart cards w pride / imprison their cats in a fumes box, etc*

 

[Keera]

I swear he is trolling us honestly he must write stuff like “getting tickets to Glastonbury” and be on here like a shot to see what we make of it

 

[Freefalling]

Another journey that'll never happen come on Maz, prove me wrong

I'm gonna stick to watching it from the comfort of my house with a back & front door and clean toilet

 

[IsaHen]

Can any of you lovelies tell me what day is? Just Mare never posted it the day and I've got no clue without it

 

[orangeboom]

Can any of you lovelies tell me what day is? Just Mare never posted it the day and I've got no clue without it

duck knows hen Am still sat here with the weans unsure if a shud take them to school the day or no

 

[mrsbucket]

RIP Deek if she lets oot an IBS fart when the tent is zipped up aw cosy. They'll huv tae keep a wee canary in the tent to monitor the methane levels

 

[JoeExotic]

Marion hinks he can get tickets for Glasto just lit at *snaps fingers*