He’s been having bespoke IBS attacks in the bogs my lovlie, cleans them then immediately nukes them again.. like a revolving door. Tonsa love
bespoke IBS… this thread man. Spine bright 
Cleaning with Mario #60 He gives us a Glimps of his life, but us trolls cause him nothing but strife
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bespoke IBS… this thread man. Spine bright 
He’s got the same toaster and kettle as me. Mine are in yellow and I’ve had them for nearly 2 year. They’re now going in the bleeping bin!!!!
GOOGLEBOX 
He's such a stupid bleep.
And also, having to lie at an angle in his bed to watch the angled telly, he'll be complaining of neck pain soon "AM NO WEEELL"
bawbag.
And also, having to lie at an angle in his bed to watch the angled telly, he'll be complaining of neck pain soon "AM NO WEEELL"
bawbag.
Twisting about the Gogglebox couple. Give them a chance, but It's probably because they haven't been entertaining from the start like some are.
Next he'll be saying he could do better
Next he'll be saying he could do better
Honest to god, greetin ma luvly!GOOGLEBOX
I've not seen them on it yet but I 100% believe we would get more laughs off mario and DerekTwisting about the Gogglebox couple. Give them a chance, but It's probably because they haven't been entertaining from the start like some are.
Next he'll be saying he could do better
He is soooooo pleased the “Scottish couple” aren’t being shown much because he is foaming at the mouth that he hasn’t been asked 
Mario assumes he is the only notable person to ever come out of Scotland hens!
p.s they could never have him and deek on Google box as the outside shot of his flat would have people thinking they’re filming from a 3rd world country.
Mario assumes he is the only notable person to ever come out of Scotland hens!p.s they could never have him and deek on Google box as the outside shot of his flat would have people thinking they’re filming from a 3rd world country.
Yeah I'm with you thereI've not seen them on it yet but I 100% believe we would get more laughs off mario and Derek
Only Marion can buy a bespoke egg cabinet and then plonk his egg tray on top.
Flipping hell Google box... He's special he is.
Ma lovlie, the tattoos are in the scent “Daisy” and “Niamh”, his two nieces! ( he actually had the cheek to censor himself ONE day, because thay gurlls followed him on this app!
Now, ma lovlies, i hae a wee question maese! How is it possible to get a love bite (
) on a brass neck? 
Doesnae like sweet stuff or chocolate but the way to his heart is a bag of revels? Honest to god, just keep up with your own pathetic bleeping lies!!
Early thread title suggestion in honour of ooor Marion’s grand middle name reveal
Crack open the nest egg fur the Easter decor and Rayn’s bespoke bowels, it’s all D’agostin a fortune
Crack open the nest egg fur the Easter decor and Rayn’s bespoke bowels, it’s all D’agostin a fortune
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How does he pronounce the name wrong when he watches it every week?!.
Theres so many words he can't pronounce right.
Why oh why maz do you sit the kettle and toaster in the middle of the work top 
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