We’re aw wondering why tae hen… I think it’s cos he’s just a fanny so ayeWhy oh why maz do you sit the kettle and toaster in the middle of the work top
We’re aw wondering why tae hen… I think it’s cos he’s just a fanny so ayeWhy oh why maz do you sit the kettle and toaster in the middle of the work top
Its tae cover his rips oan his new falbon hen so aye sit doon and get some classWhy oh why maz do you sit the kettle and toaster in the middle of the work top
Sorry hen swerving rite back in to ma own lain so ayeIts tae cover his rips oan his new falbon hen so aye sit doon and get some class
Wits that filter aw aboot, looks as if he's deid and naecunts telt um yet, he wouldnae be deid Marion there he's always fine. .absaloootlayyy fine ma loveliesThat Chernobyl shade of foundation is hideous!!
OnlyFartsWould rather die than see his only fans he’d be dain bespoke boujee “scat porn”
People who wear their house coat over their clothes, give me the boark
Imagine the Twitter trend after he would get ripped tae shreds. I’d love itCould you imagine the voiceover on googlebox “in seed hill, it’s Marion and his berated boyfriend….Derek. This week Marion’s had bespoke IBS through the floor and he’s been filling Derek in on it”.
Id literally pay aww the money in my mini egg nest egg to see him on the Telly making aneven biggerabsolute bleep of himself. Think of the wee criss n joos tapas table aww laid oot in his Mrs hinch bowls. The primula and Kraft cheese slice cheese board, the bespoke signature hot chocolate station. Maybe on some episodes they’d be away tae sit do tae the uncooked stovies or the oil bath fried eggs or the cottage pie fae markies wae chips cos ye know smell the bleeping wealth getting a ready meal fae markies.
Wee innocent Derek would be sat on the other sofa in his PlayStation joggers rolling a joint and wouldn’t get a word in and so on and so forth. Oor Marion would be laid oot on the sofa way his house coat, big strangler fingers pointing tae the Telly. It would be comedy gold.
ma lovelie youse are right it's wrong on this app but we march on nearly monday. Cutted up grapes I don't like chocolate ma life is off this app but on it and this week of dawn I've been wearing ma hoosecoat cos ma boiler is broken I've had lots of dms supporting me and use have blood on yore hands for me giving you the boakPeople who wear their house coat over their clothes, give me the boark
That's why I'd love him on it. He thinks we're bad, but Joe public would literally destroy himImagine the Twitter trend after he would get ripped tae shreds. I’d love it