Purple Rayn
show us! I love a screen shot ‘outbox’Apparently according to Dannielle he was gifted it 2 months ago so he’s full of bullshit about just getting a new suite and I did message her fuking raging and that’s what she said in the message I told her # full paying customer # nogiftedsuite
You'd think wouldn't you? But no, he's had it a while. Started life in the bedroom and now in the living room. Expect a special guest appearance in the kitchen soon.Is the mirror also new, I'm sure I would have spotted that piece of tit ages ago.
That new IKEA dressing table is no way going to fit in that gapView attachment 82624
So aye mair free stuff
Or an even better idea, dash the padded eyesore in the bin and send it off to the dump where it belongs. That thing is Chlamydia in mirror formMelvin, if you've swung past here, I've got a gas idea for you. Dont let lack of floorspace be a barrier to more gifted furniture. Wall mount your plush mirror (landscape not portrait) behind your 3 seater, and voila, you've just created the space needed for a bejewelled console table. Danielle's got them in her store and you know she's gonna want to thank you again for the bump to her wee business that tonight's advert will generate.
You're welcome
Pure lot of shiteOh here we go big reveal...
He’ll be in that hoover corner in a mo clinging onto Vera the Vileda wailingI am bleeping howling!
I think his ibs has had a flair with all the excitement
Grey padded sell !! Nearly pished my plushhhhh couchI can’t he can’t just show the sofa he has to be a bell end and go on about how he has changed lives and so forth. Tbh his bespoke sofa isn’t that great quality and those cushions will not hold there shape. If he sprays anything on that sofa he will be fucked as you need to be very careful with that fabric. His house looks like a grey padded cell.
He will probably rant about that some time in the future if they ever move but of course that won’t be his fault it will be Derek’s!What I don’t get is why has he paid for new carpets in a property he doesn’t own? And spending time even thinking about redecorating. If he leaves he can’t take it with him. Remember he could afford to get a mortgage ’like that,’ so why the duck don’t you me me me Melvin?
I thought the same, this new one is repulsive!I actually preferred his old sofa. At least it matched the decor. Soz Maz
So aye ........ noo me and Derek hivWell thats me tanned the last of the lambrini that I'd saved for the grand unveiling. I might buy in a wee babycham for the 60 minute makeover of the kitchen wall which we'll be treated to on Friday.
Anyone fancy bursting some more balloons by predicting the holiday destination? The world is their oyster so where do we think our intrepid pair will be heading off to with their shiny new passports?