Purple Rayn 
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show us! I love a screen shot ‘outbox’
The cat is cute I think she’s the only thing I like about his stories 
She seems like she hates him though she’s always running away whenever he tries to pet her!
She seems like she hates him though she’s always running away whenever he tries to pet her!
That sofa is one door knocker away from being an absolute monstrosity
At the moment it’s just a monstrosity
At the moment it’s just a monstrosity
You'd think wouldn't you? But no, he's had it a while. Started life in the bedroom and now in the living room. Expect a special guest appearance in the kitchen soon.
Let’s play a game of Spot the hole
I see two
I see two
That new IKEA dressing table is no way going to fit in that gap
I feel that majority of these ‘instagramers’ or whatever you want to call them, like to hide their ‘#ads’ and ‘#gifted’ in the corner or whatever but he is so proud of them and loves to show of the fact that his ‘platform’ or ‘journey’ is changing lives and that he gets crap for free. I feel like he uploads grid pictures with his ‘gifted’ stuff purposely in the background to he has to declare them and makes him feel special.... I also have nothing to say about that monstrosity of a sofa
You’ve got to give it to Mario, laying there on his new sofa with his feet up
It must get tiring having that much talent to have not only an hole, but also a pussy
and a bleep on one sofa at the same time
It must get tiring having that much talent to have not only an hole, but also a pussy
and a bleep on one sofa at the same timeOr an even better idea, dash the padded eyesore in the bin and send it off to the dump where it belongs. That thing is Chlamydia in mirror formMelvin, if you've swung past here, I've got a gas idea for you. Dont let lack of floorspace be a barrier to more gifted furniture. Wall mount your plush mirror (landscape not portrait) behind your 3 seater, and voila, you've just created the space needed for a bejewelled console table. Danielle's got them in her store and you know she's gonna want to thank you again for the bump to her wee business that tonight's advert will generate.
You're welcome
Got some of the mob to gift Moanio a little something with his bespoke mass produced table....
Pure lot of shite
He’ll be in that hoover corner in a mo clinging onto Vera the Vileda wailingI am bleeping howling!
I think his ibs has had a flair with all the excitement
Grey padded sell !! Nearly pished my plushhhhh couchI can’t
Well thats me tanned the last of the lambrini that I'd saved for the grand unveiling
. I might buy in a wee babycham for the 60 minute makeover of the kitchen wall which we'll be treated to on Friday.
Anyone fancy bursting some more balloons by predicting the holiday destination? The world is their oyster so where do we think our intrepid pair will be heading off to with their shiny new passports?
. I might buy in a wee babycham for the 60 minute makeover of the kitchen wall which we'll be treated to on Friday.Anyone fancy bursting some more balloons by predicting the holiday destination? The world is their oyster so where do we think our intrepid pair will be heading off to with their shiny new passports?
What I don’t get is why has he paid for new carpets in a property he doesn’t own? And spending time even thinking about redecorating. If he leaves he can’t take it with him. Remember he could afford to get a mortgage ’like that,’ so why the duck don’t you me me me Melvin?
He will probably rant about that some time in the future if they ever move but of course that won’t be his fault it will be Derek’s!
I thought the same, this new one is repulsive!
And no I ain’t jealous, I have taste, unlike yourself Mazio!!
So aye ........ noo me and Derek hivWell thats me tanned the last of the lambrini that I'd saved for the grand unveiling
Anyone fancy bursting some more balloons by predicting the holiday destination? The world is their oyster so where do we think our intrepid pair will be heading off to with their shiny new passports?
Martian truly does talk an endless load of mince. "Bespoke" couch 
Those really are unbelievably garish, even for Melvin's tat cave. The bathroom cabinet in the corner sets them off so well!
He truly does think having every item in some shade of grey is the definition of style, doesn't he?
He better be careful, at the rate that flat is filling up with endless junk items and the speed his ego is growing, soon he won't be able to fit his humongous noggin through the door! Zoomer.
Those really are unbelievably garish, even for Melvin's tat cave. The bathroom cabinet in the corner sets them off so well!He truly does think having every item in some shade of grey is the definition of style, doesn't he?
He better be careful, at the rate that flat is filling up with endless junk items and the speed his ego is growing, soon he won't be able to fit his humongous noggin through the door! Zoomer.
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