Cleaning with Mario #59 He’s getting messages from spirits in the sky, nae debates... so aye

[Dawn Dayn]

I think she's going to invite them all, like a visit to a stately home. £450 per head Coach trip lasting hours, they won't be at home, a bored friend showing them round what will by then be the hideous soulless new build interior. They'll have tea in the llama shed, £50 a head extra, her Tesco range in the crappy corner so they can buy it.
photos with cardboard outputs of hinch, £150.
What is the deal with the llamas, ugly shitting machines. The blond one looks like Jimmy Savile.

 

[jxhx]

I think the way he acted when Hannah was here has ruined his chances of Hinch going to him or being invited to hers.

 

[Doodlebug71]

Thank you hen this is the first time I've seen the receipt. What a poisonous bastard. No wonder she's suicidal.

So glad we have these receipts to remind us all how nasty he really is...so aye ma page ma rules hens

 

[Freefalling]

I think the way he acted when Hannah was here has ruined his chances of Hinch going to him or being invited to hers.

Definitely pair of ignorant arseholes, still shocked by how comical he found the flat tyre and Deek pissing off to get the train

 

[jxhx]

Definitely pair of ignorant arseholes, still shocked by how comical he found the flat tyre and Deek pissing off to get the train

And the shrieking in the hotel room when he saw the slippers

 

[Wotaloadopish]

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Omg I'm dead

 

[ThreeSteaksPam]

Derek bleeping off to get the train was awful. The absolute height of ignorance, especially considering Hannah probably paid for the bulk, if not all, of the hotel stay and the meal. On Ava May expenses I imagine but still. If either of them had anything about them, they’d have been able to change that tyre for her instead of filming her on the phone to the breakdown people, squealing like a bleep. I don’t know how she still gives him the time of day after that.

 

[Poptart]

His latest story about the competition to win a media wall. He wants it "for the bedroom"
Where the duck is it gonna go? Across the window??!

 

[SuzyE]

There he goes with his 'l want, l need' line

 

[TheGoblinKing]

His latest story about the competition to win a media wall. He wants it "for the bedroom"
Where the duck is it gonna go? Across the window??!

Probably on the ceiling instead of another mirror

 

[Anti-influencer]

His latest story about the competition to win a media wall. He wants it "for the bedroom"
Where the duck is it gonna go? Across the window??!

Hope he wins, I’d enjoy that jurney. Danielles freebie storage bed would get flung oot to make room for the media wall and they’d sleep permanently oan the bumming fort

 

[I wud like sum tea]

That grid post….he really is a nasty wee fucker!!!!

 

[Babybail93]

“My fabulous witch self”? warra bleep!

 

[Doingitforthegramhuns]

“My fabulous witch self”? warra bleep!

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What a bleeping bleep, ‘just because I like to annoy those that easily get irritated’ Marion, you’re the one getting in to debt by trying to prove a point so who’s the mug here? Here’s a clue, it’s not us, you’re our puppet

 

[Johnnoijones]

“My fabulous witch self”? warra bleep!

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What a sad sad little man

 

[menopausalmargrit]

“My fabulous witch self”? warra bleep!

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We are laughing at you Mario, you’re not irritating us.

And fabulous witch self? He looks like he’s been bleeping dug up! Get back in yer Laine ya moron!

 

[Chez300]

“My fabulous witch self”? warra bleep!

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Deluded! Fabulous? When?

Mario’s been reading here clearly. Hiya Hen No one is irritated here, all laughs here I’m afraid!
Tons a love
Tattie hearts
Spine bright

 

[GiftedNotFree]

I love that he thinks he’s trolling us by changing out his accessories/ updating perfectly good decor IN A RENTED FLAT when really he’s only trolling himself it must be actually painful to be as stupid as he is.

 

[mrsbucket]

He won't ever genuinely be invited to Hinch Farm, no danger! The said it all, Mrs Hinch is a tattler, pass it on

Oh 100% he will never meet her. She's such a clit tease. Marion hen - she wouldn't piss oan you if youse were oan fire!

 

[Duchesspink]

Shes a sheer bleep, I don't know why he can't see it.
She plays him like a fiddle, he's her little toy.