Cleaning with Mario #58 Mario isn’t poor, he’s caked in orange Dior

[loulou101]

Guess what will happen next …(TV edition)

- Mario will decided his TV is too far away/small and he is blind so it just won’t do he will go bigger
- the shelf with lotions and potions behind the new bespoke TV will catch fire
- he no longer likes the TV on the wall as it looks cluttered and Marion does not do clutter ! He will see all the influences with the beds where the TV comes out the foot of the bed. He will go on the beg for one and get gifted a grey bespoke TV bed topped with diamanté’s just for the special little diva he is

He’s a lying bastard the council wouldn’t show up and do work without notice, they probably sent a letter ages ago but his 3 brain cells couldn’t open it or read it. I hope the telly breaks and leaves a big hole in the wall when it falls in the middle a the night.

Probs bins council letters in case it is for council tax l as Dezza hasn’t declared him living there

 

[laynelo_]

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Trust me they’ll all unfollow once the giveaway is over. I guess he’s aware now that his numbers are dwindling down cos his contents pish

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Trust me they’ll all unfollow once the giveaway is over. I guess he’s aware now that his numbers are dwindling down cos his contents pish

And why does he always need to say it’s not an ad? We are well aware as no one is daft enough to work with you!

 

[12055584]

It’s up

Bet we get a story of him banging his hedgehog head on the bottom of the telly soon

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

Still waiting on Mario "putting pen to paper" for his landmark giveaway. The velveteer doesn't fulfil that promise, nae debates

#tattleremembers
#everybodyneedsashotatabendyleggedconsole

 

[twilightgarden]

Hi hens, let’s kick this days arse

Coming oot ma lain to ask if any of youse have a recommendation for a nourishing lip balm?

Thanks hens. Tonsa luv TG Xxx

 

[loulou101]

1. Savings
2. A back door
3. A date for his wedding
4. Pals
5. Neighbours that wouldnae steal the sugar oot your tea

Just ma thoats ma lovelie

6. A visit from Hinch
7. His dream hoooose. Maybe in my old age my memory is blurred but I recalled a period where he would walk past a house that was for sale saying it’s his dream home and “one day my lovelies, one day” - I generally think he would have had the deposit for that house by now if he hadn’t spent every penny he has on shite.

 

[Hyacinthsquash]

6. A visit from Hinch
7. His dream hoooose. Maybe in my old age my memory is blurred but I recalled a period where he would walk past a house that was for sale saying it’s his dream home and “one day my lovelies, one day” - I generally think he would have had the deposit for that house by now if he hadn’t spent every penny he has on shite.

Aye but remember our Mario can get a mortgage like that *clicks fingers*

 

[loulou101]

Aye but remember our Mario can get a mortgage like that *clicks fingers*

I mean the houses where he lives are peanuts compared to other parts of the U.K. He really could be living in a nice 2 bed semi detached house with that back door he wants but also his ring door bell ( which I see he purchasable while catching up on his highlights) would have some actual bleeping use . Can someone tell me why he has one of those does he not live in a block of flats wirn a communal door ?

 

[iris8]

The illiteracy, again, and they’re such short paragraphs too yet he still can’t string a sentence together. The shelf behind the tv, why Marion, just why? And why did you need to get a man in to put a bracket on your wall, why could you not do this yourself? I have so many questions ma lovelies

yeah I wondered why between the 2 of them they couldn’t just hang it up themselves.

 

[witchofwestbyfleet]

Aw nah I’ve just noticed he has a lumispa as well bleeping hell. Is there anything he doesn’t have.

More than five hairs? A cat that likes him?

 

[Blanche Hunt]

yeah I wondered why between the 2 of them they couldn’t just hang it up themselves.

Ma lovelie, ah widnae even let this pair huv plastic scissors unsupervised let alone any kinda tools.

 

[LennyBriscoe]

I'll tell you why hen coz he wants to be gifted a new toaster and kettle he is always on the sly beg but we see you Mavis cunning like a fox so aye ma luvlee

Roses are red
I love them the most
I’m affa crabbit this morning
Because I canna hae toast

 

[Doodlebug71]

Roses are red
I love them the most
I’m affa crabbit this morning
Because I canna hae toast

Belter hen

 

[gettagrip]

Roses are red
I love them the most
I’m affa crabbit this morning
Because I canna hae toast

Dear @chickenlittle007

Roses are red
Violets are blue
A chippy does not make a romantic dinner for two.
This poem is stupid, just like you.
Noo get your IBS arse straight to the loo

Xx

 

[mrsbucket]

Ahv only just caught up and I am pissing at the placement of his TV

Why does he get everything so wrong? It looks beyond ridiculous and made much mair sense infront of the windae on a stand. I cannae believe people blow smoke up his hoop and tell him he should be an interior designer. They have tae be trolling him I simply cannot believe otherwise

 

[Johnnoijones]

I mean the houses where he lives are peanuts compared to other parts of the U.K. He really could be living in a nice 2 bed semi detached house with that back door he wants but also his ring door bell ( which I see he purchasable while catching up on his highlights) would have some actual bleeping use . Can someone tell me why he has one of those does he not live in a block of flats wirn a communal door ?

He has the ring door bell because he gets alot of parcels and the sorting office is a 45 minute walk and I suspect the close door is probably kicked in

 

[Rayne]

I dunno why he was kicking off about the scaffolding yesterday, I bet it got taken down overnight and scrapped for drug money

 

[Lady Bug]

Has his batteries run out or what? He's awful quiet today.

 

[I wud like sum tea]

Has his batteries run out or what? He's awful quiet today.

I fukin hope so