Cleaning with Mario #58 Mario isn’t poor, he’s caked in orange Dior

[Johnnoijones]

I watch my tablet in bed too. Just over 10" and it's a perfect size for a couple of hours before lights out

Wooooo!, a tv on the wall. Who knew it was possible It’s too big for a small bedroom imo. And it looks like he's been on here after mentioning no wires etc...



I'd love to have heard the conversation when he got back to base


It would seriously do my nut in having a cluttered room like that

Sorry to be so vulgar this early but I am sure most of us would be happy with 10" in the bedroom

 

[mrshan17]

1. Savings
2. A back door
3. A date for his wedding
4. Pals
5. Neighbours that wouldnae steal the sugar oot your tea

Just ma thoats ma lovelie

A back door

 

[Babybail93]

I feel like the “nae wires” line was written fae me

Couldn’t wait until the weekend. Premature like everything else

I can’t wait for the slow mo vid of him walking into the bedroom to film the tv

 

[Cagayu]

I feel like the “nae wires” line was written fae me

Couldn’t wait until the weekend. Premature like everything else

I can’t wait for the slow mo vid of him walking into the bedroom to film the tv

As long as he waves too. It’s not complete without the strangler fingers having an air

 

[Skyflier6727]

Sorry to be so vulgar this early but I am sure most of us would be happy with 10" in the bedroom

My hubby is away to work with a complete gob on as I laughed too hard at this comment and muttered “too right” to myself

 

[Johnnoijones]

My hubby is away to work with a complete gob on as I laughed too hard at this comment and muttered “too right” to myself

Mr skyflier needs reminded to stay in his own lane. If he isn't in the 10" lane he needs to stay out that lane and get tae know

 

[lauhlauhlauh]

He really is the hoarder next door. I can’t understand why a grown adult needs to have all his crappy belongings out on display.

Get in the bin you absolute bellend.

Its not hoarding hun, it’s wealth. So aye.

 

[Blanche Hunt]

Aw that’s needed in that bedroom noo is some wee price tags and he’s back in Debenhams. State ah that.

 

[SuzyE]

Sorry to be so vulgar this early but I am sure most of us would be happy with 10" in the bedroom

No sorry's needed lovely. That's my sort of humour

 

[Doodlebug71]

Sorry to be so vulgar this early but I am sure most of us would be happy with 10" in the bedroom

Speak fur yersel hen am gagging noo so aye ma page ma rules ma luvlee

 

[Dawn Dayn]

Reminds me of when prisoners buy loads of stuff off the canteen and put it all on display. Smell the wealth


Aw nah I’ve just noticed he has a lumispa as well bleeping hell. Is there anything he doesn’t have.

Money

 

[Milfordcubicle]

Money

A cat tree (this was in reply to “what doesn’t he have” but I’m elderly and screwed quote up. So aye)

 

[menopausalmargrit]

A cat tree (this was in reply to “what doesn’t he have” but I’m elderly and screwed quote up. So aye)

A penis?

 

[Dawn Dayn]

A penis?

Now now, Margrit, the penis is called Derek.

 

[scottishsweetie]

What does wee Deek do for work? Apart from caring for wee mario
I imagine he’s not a hedge fund manager or long haul pilot, or say I dunno, dr or nurse or academic?

He works in store ops, changing the baskets, collecting trolleys, getting stock out. Some of the store ops fix the machines and stuff but I can't see him doing that

 

[Johnnoijones]

Now now, Margrit, the penis is called Derek.

He doesn't have a penis. It's just a clit

 

[Kat__lax]

I’m still horrified about the position of that tv. Surely Steven from the small business is a tattler. The shelf in behind? That M didn’t even bother to remove when painting. On another note, how many followers has he gained from the vALenTImeZ giveaway?

 

[coffeeislife21]

My telly is in the bottom of my bed and perfect angle. So smell the wealth nae wires on show and paid for it all #notgifted

 

[loulou101]

Just checking in on Marion to see what today’s ‘broken’ item in that justifies him needing to buy a brand new everything.

 

[Cagayu]

I’m still horrified about the position of that tv. Surely Steven from the small business is a tattler. The shelf in behind? That M didn’t even bother to remove when painting. On another note, how many followers has he gained from the vALenTImeZ giveaway?