Cleaning with Mario #58 Mario isn’t poor, he’s caked in orange Dior

[Dawn Dayn]

Well ma lovelies, al tell youse all a story. Apparently our energy bills are going up so much, they'll be almost as much as Mario's monthly wax melt bill. Friends who also do some wfh, have bought heated throws, much cheaper to run than central heating. I've pretty much done a Mario here, bought one from Aldi, it's HUGE, lovely and warm, I'm on the sofa, feel like I'm in my own bumming fort. Sigh, look mum, my own bumming fort.

 

[TooFarScone]

Ma lovelies don't you wish you could see your front door from your bed? Proper boujee

 

[mrsbucket]

I've read the first line of this one seventeen times and I still cannae work oot whit he's trying to say

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

Aw nah I’ve just noticed he has a lumispa as well fucking hell. Is there anything he doesn’t have.

1. Savings
2. A back door
3. A date for his wedding
4. Pals
5. Neighbours that wouldnae steal the sugar oot your tea

Just ma thoats ma lovelie

 

[Dawn Dayn]

He's eating it out of the plastic tray. I'm clutching my mother fucking pearls here.

 

[Babybail93]

Fucks sake. Who lit her tampon string this week? I can imagine the fingers flying across it’s phone as it tries to put her jumbled thoughts doon in black and white. So aye

It’s like when you have an argument wae your husband and he thinks it’s over, but you keep remembering other things to bring up

“And another thing! I just think it’s funny that….”

 

[Caramel Swirl]

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This has got to be the worst roast dinner I’ve ever seen where do we even start...
1) what the fuck are the apricots doing on the plate
2) why does the gravy look oily
3) why does the meat look like oor marions uncooked foreskin
4) the potatoes aren’t even roasted

DISGUSTAN

 

[gettagrip]

Oh look, another sign @chickenlittle007

 

[Abce3456]

Went a wee walk earlier, where am I

 

[Turmeric123]

Mirror for sale DM him if interested

I thought this mornings hold to read was all about not accepting or reading DMs

 

[Luna25]

Whilst at ma joab that’s actually a joab where I work 12.5 hours at a time, I was speaking to my colleague and told her to sit down and would you believe it, and get some class just slipped right oot!!!!!
I was so embarrassed I ran out the room but then a thought, NAW this is my joab my rules and youse don’t like it then don’t work with me

simples
Spine bright my lovelies

 

[BespokeBiatch]

Was supporting the small business known as home bargs earlier and I stumbled upon this super nice and gorgeous card. I stood clutching ma beak thinking o ma lovelies here and hoping someone can make my day with a touch of bespoke photoshop so aye.

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Not professional by any means but does the Joab x

 

[Dawn Dayn]

Oh look at me, I know something you don't, I won't say who just yet but I will soon just so you know I knew before you. How fucking dare he.That's someone's actual life he's using for sympathy and attention.

 

[Lalalaand]

"She's the most normal bitch in this industry"

Wit industry would that be Marion hen, cos am pretty sure she's no in the same wan as you, that being the wan where you're in debt up tae your eyeballs working three hours a day cleaning toilets for a living.

ETA absolutely nothing wrong with cleaning being your joab, my mum did it for years but sick of this wee arsehole thinking he's above everyone

 

[bumcheese]

Swerving oot ma lane ma lovelies but I spotted wee Marion in Tesco in foool Victorian mourning dress last night. Someone somewhere is (eating a toffee crisp) deed.

As you were.

 

[menopausalmargrit]

A Cannae wait until we go on a bespoke scaffolding/shelving jurnee. The coonsil will come back tomorrow and he will have aw his tatt on the scaffolding like it’s a veranda.

 

[menopausalmargrit]

You can see everything on picuki.com ma lovelie. Screaming that he's blocked you, he's probably spent hours like Hercule Poirot trying to match accounts to tattlers.

Live action photo of him finding ma burner profile to block me.

 

[menopausalmargrit]

#59 Mario blocked oor Margrit, the whining little s...

i am absolutely FUMMING!!

 

[Skyflier6727]

Well Marion if January was “new year new me” February is back to the normal, discontented, bitter drama Queen we all know and mock

 

[Hyacinthsquash]

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FUCK OFF.. are they apricots?!