Cleaning with Mario #58 Mario isn’t poor, he’s caked in orange Dior

[BananaClub]

I wonder if someone has had a word with him about laying off insta for a bit after his embarrassing sweary, slurring videos last week

The wee gif blocked on 2 accounts , don’t suppose anyone have these videos I’d love to see them ?

 

[mrshan17]

There's a disgusting joke to be made here but I'm too drunk

noooooooo hahahah

 

[Dawn Dayn]

I imagine the bumming fort quilt will be firmly stuck and slicked inty the couch by the night hens nae debates

Awww no. Christmas ruined, etc.

 

[Johnnoijones]

The mummy of Tutankhamun. Just saying.

Its lips still contains more moisture than Mario's

 

[Babybail93]

The wee gif blocked on 2 accounts , don’t suppose anyone have these videos I’d love to see them ?

They’re in the last thread ma lovely. @mammaof3 is really good with getting receipts. Enjoy

 

[mrshan17]

I’ve not seen the plush bespoke mirror?? Does he still have it? And more importantly.. WHERE? I canny cope with him calling the floors “flairs”.. is this a bespoke paisley spelling or just Marion’s grammar? Hope you’s all kick the arse out this week hens only 5 shifts til the weekend MWAH

When I read that I thought he was referring to trousers wtf!?

 

[SuzyE]

Rendall and Sean ripping the pish right out Marion!

I'm off to follow him now

 

[Dawn Dayn]

Didn’t we suspect ‘Mario’s Insta Rock’ could be @chickenlittle007 a while back?

I thought it was her.

 

[mrshan17]

He must be hen. I can’t wait until he comes back saying “hunners er yas have been messaging, but aimmmee completely fine. This isnae ma joab”. Completing forgetting he said he has turned off the messaging function

Lmfao ma joab aye we nah you work 5 hours a week in polis station hen

I’m actually dying reading this.
I remember back when he did the haul and bought car air fresheners. He was implying that the lessons were starting soon.
Poor Deek, 2 years later, a global pandemic, a livingroom decorated, 2 fablon journeys. Autumn decor and last but certainly no least a candy cane lane extravaganza. Not a lesson has he sat.

Fablon journeys I love this thread

 

[Superceva]

Do we think Marion has had a cheeky wee Aperol the night folks? He sounds steaming. And does he no remember he has a bespoke niece oan this app when he’s swearing like a fishwife? So aye

Nothin surer

 

[SuzyE]

2 years later there is nothing budding and the job centre is on at him to get back to working full time as there is no reason he can’t.

Oooooh l didn't realise they could do that, so good point!.

 

[Babybail93]

New thread ma lovelies!

Cleaning with Mario #59 He’s getting messages from spirits in the sky, nae debates... so aye

Thanks to wee baby gurul @Rayne fae this bespoke boujee thread title wae the most likes. So aye. Nae debates Oor Moira has been boring as fuck the last week. Been on a bereavement comma. So aye Someone who once passed Mario in the street has passed away, and now he’s turned intae Derek...

tattle.life

 

[Inmyainlane]

Ah yes, I didn’t realise her husband had left her. She likes a drink eh?!

 

[candyland_]

How olds his boyfriend?

 

[Freefalling]

That little bird home is one nutty cunt! Can’t believe he’s reshared her shit

Is that account the winner of the AMA gift box?

 

[Old Banger Bett]

Dawn how can you insult Rayn is such a way. She could be starving and would not stoop as low as to eat Marion. He is all processed food and bullshit. She has standards .

Aye

 

[Freefalling]

Strange that just a few hours after ma rendal posted she had covid ,Marion is unwell poor wee soul

He would want blue cheese if he saw someone else had it

He's def got the covo, not such a blessing now huh Mazda

 

[Inmyainlane]

I don’t think so, the winner was Scottish. This tart is from Leeds and is mad as a March hare. Always crying on her stories drunk. Her husband left her and she pretended to speak to him as if he still lived there for months

Who’s this?!